One guy began telling his mind: “Skip the modifiers – just get to the point.”
The reason that animals are so often used as a metaphor for man,
is because there is no metaphor for man.
A viewer writes:
“I can dig it! If I could understand it, I just know I’d dig it.”
Other than the fact that they are nothing at all alike: “A viewer is like a hungry fox in the woods…”
Once men realized the futility of romantic poetry and country music, they began writing even more. And a viewer asks: “Could you speak a little faster?”