No Metaphor for Man

One guy began telling his mind:  “Skip the modifiers – just get to the point.”



The reason that animals are so often used as a metaphor for man,
is because there is no metaphor for man.



A viewer writes:
“I can dig it!  If I could understand it, I just know I’d dig it.”



Other than the fact that they are nothing at all alike: “A viewer is like a hungry fox in the woods…”



Once men realized the futility of romantic poetry and country music, they began writing even more.  And a viewer asks:  “Could you speak a little faster?”



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