Category Archives: Daily News

Shaken, were the very foundations of the civilization, once it realized that the author of the planet’s leading book on “Dream Interpretations” never sleeps.     One man’s operations had a built-in alarm system – which seldom went off – … Continue reading →

Since you can’t “live in it” – there’s no way to build a Gingerbread House wrong.     Later that decade, one of the Grimm Sisters fumed: “If that statement ACTUALLY has more to do with the nature of the … Continue reading →

Someone writes to Professor Imaginary: “Dear Professor:  Do you think even a rebel could ‘explain-away’ guilt?” “Sure,” replies the Professor, he’d probably say something like:  ‘Guilt is the cheap, too-tight cotton undershorts I wear during the week, but replace on … Continue reading →

A lad asked his dad:  “Do things not alive actually exist?”And the elder replied:  “There are quiescent areas of your own brain to which this question would be better put.”     And if you’re one of the ones going … Continue reading →

And courtesy of the crack Investigative Team here at the newsroom, we are able to bring you another report on the dreaded, “World Wide Conspiracy”:  “One of the more impressive secret factions in this movement consists of a group of … Continue reading →

More of “Torted and Neat, Though Impossible, History…(emphasis, maybe, on the ‘Impossible’)”: The idea for masturbation came from the body watching a rebel’s mind pleasurably free itself WITH itself.     Two View-Patterns were yacking it up and one of … Continue reading →

From the mail bag: “Trying to determine if this is all serious or not has proven to be…well…well more difficult than I’d imagined.” (As life curtsied and left this time, it stuck out its horrid little tongue in your direction.) … Continue reading →

History note from the Rock Pits & Slides:Men invented “show business” when the food and sex had temporarily run out.     And a local culture said:  “Hey, you can’t talk like that!  My mother was in show business!”   … Continue reading →

When this one kid got too old, (or maybe that’s too “big”), for gifts of corduroy knickers, or mis-matched jigsaw puzzles; to himself he handed over the following notion:  “It may turn out that life is just a game of … Continue reading →

One fellow decided that, “All alarms are ‘false alarms,’ if you can look in the mirror and you’re still alive.” And from the Control Tower a voice crackled out:“More ‘Flying Fortresses of Wisdom’ than can, on a dark night, pass … Continue reading →