Category Archives: Daily News

A recent rumor making the rounds has it that a certain deity once listed his occupation as “Doctor of Universal Spin.” There are people who are ordinary and who walk around in a fog; there are people who are ordinary … Continue reading →

The State’s Enforcer was the man with the biggest stick in the territory, and one day whilst brashly buffeting a bewildered citizen he was asked, “What intellectual training did you undergo to become our police authority?”  And he replied, “When … Continue reading →

On a somewhat more some kinda note – (gimme a break) – an elder cautioned one of his young charges, “Least you stray off into believing in some perfect refuge, just take note of this:  no one’s safe, even the … Continue reading →

The only conclusive myth is a dead myth. With more advice, (that may even transcend the need for same), one of the older creatures said to one of the less old, “Just ask yourself this:  Why go into debt when … Continue reading →

One somewhat diminished fellow described for me new heights to be scaled in living a life of little consequence, when, as he put it, you could commit suicide in a place most public, in a manner most extreme and the … Continue reading →

In some parts of some solar systems, lack of competence can be at least partially addressed by simply changing the description of resultant failures…(I did say in parts of some nervous systems, didn’t I?). This one trial-size guy, whenever he … Continue reading →

One chap, sporting many of the signs of a would-be-proverbial, recently proclaimed, “If help is to come, it will be at the last minute.”  And his less sporting voice suddenly spouted, “Well, big deal, ain’t that when needs arise anyway.” … Continue reading →

Brave Galaxy Theorem Number Eighteen:All rotten ideas started out as good ones…and the Theorem’s brother added,“Yeah, but EVERYTHING started out as something else.” This one side-layer, short gentleman, soundly said that his thinking was, “so important” that his brain had … Continue reading →

A commercially bent kinda guy recently opined, “Going into business for yourself is like being married but without a partner.”  And a Revolutionist passing by his head heard this and thought, “Is he talking about me?” Where there’s talk, there’s … Continue reading →

One guy, (who, by the by, used to be an “ole sorehead” in some of my stories, but has gotten better), says that one of the perks in being famous is that people automatically believe you’re smarter than you are. … Continue reading →