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OR: HE PLAYED HIS HUNCHES, AND AVOIDED THE BUNCHES. On the oldies music circuit, an act called, The X-ers, (a vocal group from the ‘50’s), can be presented with plainly none of the original members present, and still be accepted by the audience, while … Continue reading →

Nothing that arises in the collective, gregarious instinct of man, that eventually finds its way into an individual’s thoughts, ever carries any actual, practical batting or pitching tips.  All they ever tell you is how to behave in the stands, and … Continue reading →

The few of the original few whose special interest is not completely wrung from them by the twists and turns of physical maturation usually, (by accident), stumble across the attempted autobiography of an earlier would-be, mental big leaguer, which they take to … Continue reading →

The man with the plane finally did run across some other fliers with similar feelings about the auto pilot, and they would get together in the bar at the air field and whine and bitch about it over beers.  They eventually referred … Continue reading →

A son tugged on his father’s sleeve, and said, “Tell me what spring training was like when you were a boy, and had to walk ten miles every day in the nice weather to get to the ball field.” The old man … Continue reading →

There was a man who had a plane that would fly on auto pilot; not only cruise once airborne, but one which could at times, even take off and land automatically.  In fact could execute, reasonably well, some complex aerobatic maneuvers. The feature … Continue reading →

The answer to: “Why is life like THIS?” is the answer to everything.   The answer to that question reveals to the few everything they have always longed to know, but –What ho? –  Have you already forgotten? There IS no answer to … Continue reading →

In rational communities: plumbers don’t work on cars, nor eunuchs teach sex education; but in routine neural neighborhoods patent idiots publicly denounce idiocy amidst the cheers and jeers of other obvious idiots.  (You are keeping in mind that the real tale … Continue reading →

A rich and powerful prince once asked a man, who many believed to be awake, to teach him how to become enlightened – which he declined to do.  His unspoken reason being that he had no interest in being around anyone dumb enough to … Continue reading →

Beliefs:  Temporary knowledge.Beliefs:  Permanent knowledge.Knowledge: “Call for Cinderella!” Life: Fear of death.Death: Fear of life. Noise:  Substitute for excitement.Excitement:  Substitute for knowing.Knowing:  There is no substitute for knowing, (but thanks for asking). Sorrow:  Fear of idiocy.What-the-mind-will-never-grasp:  That any complaint it has can be instantly … Continue reading →