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Civil Engineering 101

Unless they hear the constant sound of threatening gunfire in the background, ordinary minds will listen to no descriptions of City Life.  Only animals in dream states will mount an ark before any sign of rain. Test:How can you tell … Continue reading

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How Not To Be Stupid

The speaker took the platform, glanced at his papers, then said: “My topic tonight was to have been Stupidity – and specifically, How Not To BE Stupid.  But upon last minute consideration, even as I stand here, I have decided … Continue reading

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Aghast About Conditions

One man became alarmed, astonished and aghast about conditions!  Not about the conditions he was in, but about the conditions in him!  Circumstances in The City are the same for all – the reason they seem different is that life whispers … Continue reading

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Ins and Outs

One Trans Serial Physician so advised his super select patients: “Utmost care should be given to two areas: the mouth and the anus; the entry and exit points for all of the body’s nourishment.”   One man pondered its application regarding … Continue reading

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Your Mental Termites’ Bites

“Stick with our program and lose more unnecessary weight than through any other method!” (other than those involving an ax). To consciousness and City Life in a second, mentally based reality, are all men born.  If you live, you “make the … Continue reading

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It Takes Two To Make A Whole

Physically/sexually it takes two people to make a whole new person, but mentally, well, that’s where it gets really interesting. If you stand long enough at the edge of The City, looking off out-there, then back at The City, while thinking … Continue reading

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Your Pet Insect

One man had a pet insect that could fly around so fast that he could never catch it.  But why did he want to, since it already lived inside him? Human consciousness is the only entity in the universe that … Continue reading

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Something Talks to Everyone

Proverbial Wisdom Corrected:If you do not initially Cry wolf, no one will ever listen to anything you have to say. “Professor Gross, if this universe is not imploding then I do not want to be a part of it!”“Well put, Doctor … Continue reading

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One Trick Known To All

And now from our Science Desk:Recent statistics show that most men’s stomachs can take a joke about themselves better than can men’s minds.  One Trick Known to All:If you let your mind just ramble normally on, you will never notice … Continue reading

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Man Found Laying in Bed

Our lead story for this Saturday is all of “late breaking,” ancient, and timeless, at least for readers with that certain, highly-specialized, “I’m-still-not-quite-sure-what-it-is” interest.   MAN FOUND LAYING IN BED:If you really want to get-to-the-bottom-of-everything, and know the truth about life, you don’t have to leave home to join some exotic organization on … Continue reading

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