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Boffo Headlines Make A Comeback

And lo, the cry went out, “Let there be more talk and less entertainment!”  (Thus it was, for example, that Bach was terminated and critics brought on-line.)     And, “Ahh,” they contentedly sighed, “History bears us out once again.”  … Continue reading

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Talking About Oneself

One way to spot the intellectually civilized is that to try and learn about themselves, they’ll study anything but.     Related, El Note-to:Talking about oneself is not the same as studying oneself.     Carouselian Comfort: Look here dear,Have … Continue reading

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The Mind Latches On

Alright, if you’ll all calm down, and we can get all of the contestants back on stage, we’ll announce the finalists: The Second Runner Up is the man who wouldn’t take no for an answer,The Third Runner Up is the man … Continue reading

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One Man’s Rhyme

One Man’s Rhyme: I passed my days in a daze, then,discovered my wayin a maze. (Simply “being alive” is not pressure and confusion enough.)     The war is over only when you don’t hear it anymore.     You can … Continue reading

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To Be More Human

We can play with our sex,We can play with our food,We can play with our mind,Will it do any good? The preceding verse was brought to you by the, You, Me, and Why, Semi-Charitable Trust.(By unconscious accident, I might add.) … Continue reading

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When All Becomes Metaphor

The human inclination is to tell people about the neat vacation spot you traveled to, but the too-human danger is that you’ll try to show them snap-shots of the place which are not in your possession.     Regarding A … Continue reading

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Theories Were the First Form of Space Travel

How The Singular, Non Physical Side Of Mortals Expands: “What can you say about man once you’ve said everything that can be said?’“Something else.”     After many, and I do mean “many” starts, stops, starts, hesitations, successes, failures, triumphs, … Continue reading

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University of the Air

The idea of “arm chair travel,” came about when men discovered it was easier to get an arm chair, than it was to travel.  The mind can be a wonderful pet – as long as you keep it inside, or … Continue reading

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Ordinary Feelings

A distinctive sign of the depth to which one is civilized is how readily one treats individual aspects of civilization; as though they had a discrete, objective existence of their own.     Cats always get nervous if they hear … Continue reading

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No Passion in Plagiarism

A mind’s mind sang, “I’m irritated when hungry – pissed when full.”The correct title of the tune may be:  “We Are What Eats Us.”     The supreme in a dieter’s dream would be, of course, a food that was … Continue reading

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