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Part of Being In is Wanting Out

From the mail bag: “Trying to determine if this is all serious or not has proven to be…well…well more difficult than I’d imagined.” (As life curtsied and left this time, it stuck out its horrid little tongue in your direction.) … Continue reading

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Being Your Own Rebel

History note from the Rock Pits & Slides:Men invented “show business” when the food and sex had temporarily run out.     And a local culture said:  “Hey, you can’t talk like that!  My mother was in show business!”   … Continue reading

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Tag!

When this one kid got too old, (or maybe that’s too “big”), for gifts of corduroy knickers, or mis-matched jigsaw puzzles; to himself he handed over the following notion:  “It may turn out that life is just a game of … Continue reading

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False Alarms

One fellow decided that, “All alarms are ‘false alarms,’ if you can look in the mirror and you’re still alive.” And from the Control Tower a voice crackled out:“More ‘Flying Fortresses of Wisdom’ than can, on a dark night, pass … Continue reading

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Shallowness

Now stepping center stage: “There is a great deal of difference between a particular dog’s natural disposition, and a man’s overall emotional moods.”  (Then, bowing, continued:  “And now for my next joke…”) Another “Neural Myth”: There is a group of … Continue reading

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Inspiration Comes in Many Forms

A man with a straight-ahead-mind has at least two friends in the world. A man writes to complain:  “My body seems to affect the way I feel?” Inspiration comes in many forms, and a rebel carries his with him. As … Continue reading

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Collective Thinking

Men invented the concept of history so they’d have something to look back on. Men invented the concept of archeology so they’d have someone to look down on. Men invented the concept of “intellectual individuality” so they’d have something to … Continue reading

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The Quest

The original, true Order of Mystical Knights, upon which all other myths are based, was one in which the King never sent anyone off anywhere on a mission. …You figure it out from there. A father noted to his son, … Continue reading

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Serious Matters

City Playground News: You can “beat-up” dumbness, but not enough to do it any harm. Talking about serious mattersgives men a sense of seriousness. One man said he could see his reflection – which was “kinda weird” since he wasn’t … Continue reading

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Roomates

A chap was exposed to this and said:  “Brief ideas are TOO Brief for ME.” And the Rebel Chaplin added:  “Hey, ‘expose` this – trout mouth!” And a subscriber writes:  “I don’t think I’ll even bother to write and object … Continue reading

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