As everyone headed for the Garden gate, Coach Life said to them, “Don’t bother to ‘suit-up’ if you’re not going to play – but, hey, everybody’s going to play!”
The News of The Day – Every Day:
Men with something stupid to say will say something stupid.
Philosophy of the Day – Wave When You Go By:
Carousels do not inquire into the I.Q. of the fuel that powers them.
Notice: (The following is not a joke – unless, “blah-blah, blah-blah”):
A man rushed into a psychiatrist’s office and said, “You’ve got to help me – I’m a three-toed sloth!” And the doctor replied, “You’re not a sloth.” And the man screamed, “Then it’s worse than I thought – I’m not even myself!”
Note: You may now return to your “rational” channel.