Out on those extended field trips,
one fellow carried fossils in his pocket,
another in his head.
Being weird won’t help…
and neither will being serious.
The only conspiracy running
is the one you’ll never see.
Travel Tip Number Thirty-Four
(using the old counting system):
“Tell me WHAT in the City
is NOT in need of explanation.”
One guy lived so high up
that it was hard for him to come down.
(One of his neighbors even once
mentioned this, and he readily agreed
that he didn’t know what it meant.)