Orange You Glad It’s Saturday

On this one planet,
over by the Orange Spectrum,
all people “With a mission”
must submit hourly urine samples.


Under three-dimensional conditions,
the urge-to-lose can be overwhelming.


A “thing forgotten”
is best forgotten.


And yet another episode in the “Go Figure” controversy:
If you “Know” what you’re talking about, you don’t actually
have to “KNOW” what you’re talking about.


Saturday in the City:
Having someone call your name
can be your salvation…
unless your name is “Next.”


You can skip the menu board:
In fat restaurants the soup-of-the-day
is always the same.



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