Zestful Zoology 201

From the “outer course outline” of Zestful Zoology 201:
“Tis’ a good thing the lamb has lion notions
to not lie with,
else we’d have no lamb ideas.”


As he walked away, I heard him say,
“Things are way too complicated to talk about.”


All captives carry chains
only they can break.


One of the many pleasing quirks in secondary City affairs is now,
for your shopping convenience,
wrapped nicely in the following theorem;
“Sure, anybody can call a halt, once the game’s started.”


As a wisely ole voice told a gullibly ole ear:
“If they offer you a pill, ask for a shot;
If they offer you a shot, ask for gas;
If they offer you gas, ask for a second opinion.”





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