On A Different Floor

(Rooms for Rent Edition)

A man who can sing off key, will always have room.
(Same for he who can think off key…
except his room will be on a different floor.)


In the firey grip of celestial satire, one star said to another,
“The fault, dear Brumley, is not in our men, but in ourselves.”

Some folks – even here on your planet – could probably remember this:
“A man with three arms, can’t fly any faster.”


One guy (who you may know) said, “I’m looking for a partner.”
His partner said, “Tell me about it.”


For the really anxious,
point blank is
just barely close enough.



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