In his closing defense of a client, the barrister reminded the Court: “Only the King can authorize death!” And someone muttered: “Him and stupidity.” Those too hesitant for too long hang themselves.
One man became so frustrated in his efforts to awaken that he finally said: “I’ll do anything now just to keep from even thinking about it!” And suddenly, he realized that he had finally stated a goal capable of fulfillment. Those too dumb for too long suffer serious self-inflicted wounds.
The first words he heard upon opening his eyes were: “Just get on your horse and ride out of here,” and believed it was the voice of an angel. Relief is never more than a sentence away.
There are four types of humor:
Physical humor;
verbal humor;
insulting humor, and
serious humor.
(Only the awake find the fourth funny.)
One man wrote a manuscript he entitled, “A Short Cut To Enlightenment.” But when he showed it to his best friend, the friend said, “How can there be a short cut to nowhere?” The man was greatly disturbed by the comment, and then decided that it was simply a part of what he had written.
The wise warrior overcomes not by defeating, but by absorbing.
Definition of Fiction: stuff people are ashamed to put their name to.
And one man says: “I’m not embarrassed to talk about my life – just to live it.”
J.