People Who Talk


People who talk about themselves are dumb.
People who talk about how dumb they are – are twice as dumb.

“All pleasure is but skin deep,” said one man,
“And, thanks be to god,” muttered his skin.

Question:  Under different circumstances, who would so speak for the man’s thoughts?

The nutritional problem with chowing down in dreamland is that it’s ALL empty calories. But then there is the upside in that if someone steals your meal – you haven’t lost anything. Routine brains don’t find comments like this funny.  Yeah, I know, as you always say: “Fuck a brain that can’t take a joke!’  (But I notice you never say that in your house.)

Health Update:
One man said: “I feel much better since I stopped taking drugs.”
Which drugs?” he was asked.
“The ones my thoughts used to lay on me,” he replied

J.

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