The main business of civilization is business…which is what makes it so boring.
Some Recently Un-Nerved – I Mean Un-Earthed – “History of Rituals”:
One man told Life, “I want my own personal logo.”
So Life kicked him in the ganzarbos and said: “Okay, see those little squiggly lines darting around on your eyeballs – USE THEM!”
Program Reminder For All Of You Armchair Squashes:
If Life ever wants you to “Be Religious,” it’ll let you know personally!
If it ever does attempt to so contact you – LEAVE TOWN!
One man dreamed of a place where it was unnaturally still, and from where you could see everything.
A Survey Concerning Mortal Sustenance Based On Definitions:
Family: Those with whom you’ll share your food.
Friends: Those who will share theirs with you.
Life: Well…why go into that now and spoil your appetite?