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THE BLOTTER:
One guy called his local authorities
and said:
“I know it’ll go easier on me
so I’ve decided to ‘come clean.’”
Second Version:
A guy calls his local authorities and says,
“I know it’ll go easier on me
so I’ve decided to ‘come clean’ –
Guess who!”
Once you’ve made a little path,
why stay on the cold side of the hill?
In the continuing conflict
between the two major secondary powers
the ultimate victor will, (as few foresee), be –
the speech writers.
The optimum design
would have one knob for every function…
(If you for any reason think this might
have anything to do with your intellect then…
then…you need another knob.)
“Dear and wise Papa,” schmoozed the little kid, “Pray tell, why does not history have a gender?” “Ahhh,” replied the elder, “An intriguing query indeed…but just think IF it did, what those rowdies down at the pool hall would do to it.”
J.