Must Be True

It’s reported in some medical journals…


The universal is to farming
as the local is to an ear of corn.


When he didn’t want them to do a particular thing,
one father, being wise to the ways of kids, would
tell them to be sure and do it.  And the nippers,
being wise to nothing, would do it.


Without conspiracy
the world would not turn.


A partially visiting uncle told the kid,
“Just putting chemicals in your brain
won’t necessarily help prove you’re related to the DuPonts.”



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