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Silence Expands Time
If it wasn’t for dreamers repelling the intellectual output of other sleepers, most men would have no intellectual life. Silence expands time. A man looked at his body and said:“It may not be much, but it’s all I’ve got.”He tried … Continue reading
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Hint: Something Else
On better worlds, men’s minds are directly connected to life with no intermediate links. You have to feel sorry for ordinary people, when the most memorable experience they say they ever have is becoming a parent, or facing death. Neither … Continue reading
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A Train That Never Arrives
If you wait long enough for a train that never arrives, you will forget that it does not. The Real Revolutionist not only runs off alone to meet the train, but in fact discovers he must manufacture his own – … Continue reading
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Keeping Afloat
On one world, men’s minds are directly linked with all other men’s minds. A son asked his father:“What is the difference between The King and The Prime Minister?”“The King is just a public figure head and the Prime Minister actually … Continue reading
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Your Fatted Calf Too Fatted
In a discussion of the Grand Incursion and Ultimate Conquest, one man said:“The greatest obstacle to be overcome is the habits of the body.”To be countered by a second man:“Not so: the strongest opposition is the mechanicalness of the mind.”And … Continue reading
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Fashionable
On one world, men’s minds are directly linked to their stomachs.”Heyyyy, what’s unexpected about that?!” A certain projectionist, overhearing all of this, pondered:”If my thoughts didn’t make the film seem so jerky – would irony even be visible?” Definition: Being … Continue reading
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External Conditions and Internal Ones
How External conditions often sound similar to man’s Internal ones:When asked his position on the weather,the Obvious Party’s candidate replied,“Sometimes I’ll like it and sometimes I won’t.” The mind believes that someone else created the world outside, and has no … Continue reading
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Four Types of Humor
In his closing defense of a client, the barrister reminded the Court: “Only the King can authorize death!” And someone muttered: “Him and stupidity.” Those too hesitant for too long hang themselves. One man became so frustrated in his efforts … Continue reading
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Your War Room
For eons did humanity, each day upon awakening from the dark sleep, declare: “We are not just an animal! We are not just an animal!” And once this matter finally seemed settled, many years later an individual man began to announce … Continue reading
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Dateline: Heir Extension and Nail Buffing
Even though man is memorably more talented than all other creatures on this planet, and to his knowledge, singularly so universally, he still can only do two things: talk and act. His consciousness talks, the rest of him acts, and … Continue reading
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