Everyone is in a hurry except those who-know-what-is-going-on – which is why they are in none. What does that tell you about your watching-the-clock, Doc?
One man finally got a call thru to, The-Center-Of-The-Universe, and said, “Look here, I know what the problem is, all I want from you is the solution!” And can you believe it – The Center hung up in his face?! (“Hey! What ‘d I do?!” whined the man.)
There once was a Bright-Light-School named, “If You Don’t Know – We Can’t Tell You,” which was eventually taken over by the, “We Don’t Know Either, But Will Tell You Anyway” outfit. In fact, they’re still around today“Over 6,000 Served, Would you like fries with your lies?”
After many years, upon leaving the monastery, one man said he was doing so to, “Work in the mine…alone.”
…(Note: there is but one mine, and a single miner.)
J.