Sarcasm: A sissy’s fist.
Cynicism: Throwing the piss out of your tent.
Love: What kiddy mystics talk about when they dress up in adults’ clothes…instead of sex.
Advice: A clown with his hand on his back, pushing him on stage.
Thinking: A form of self-hypnosis, but without a self.
Things-in-the-non-material-world: Shadows cast by the thing looking at them.
A guru: A hired clown.
The-end-of-the-world: The end of your nose.
Being-in-the-dark: A condition disliked by some, but only when they think about it, not while they’re there.
Hard times: The search for mental Viagra.
Mistaken views: Views.
Revealed wisdom: Mistaken views.
J.