The Rule of the Sea

According to history, there were originally two types of mystics:
agitated mystics, and calm mystics
And one of the two eventually absorbed the other.

“Hey, Hubert, what ‘chu reckon they’re talkin’ about now—actual types of mystics? Or are we back to just inside one guy’s head again?”



The Rule of the Sea for the Mystical Salt:
Don’t let your boat be rocked.


 And one man’s come up with this idea:
“It doesn’t matter so much what you think, just as long as you don’t.”


The great thing about being a mystic,
once you’re ready to leave, is that there’s no one there to see you off.


And a certain mystical equestrian pondered:
“What is the profit in setting free a wild horse?”



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