Good News from the Kitchen

A man and a crow were sitting on a log, and the man said to the bird,
“What d’ya figure’s the advantage to being in a fable, as opposed to real life?”

And as the crow was suddenly and miraculously able to understand language, it replied,
“You picked a helluva time to ask me.”



The ring announcer declared, “Let all in favor say ‘yea,’ and all opposed, ‘nay.’
Now shake hands and go back to being one.”




News From The Kitchen:

After all’s been thought, chewed, and swallowed,
talk’s the automatic dishwasher…
(or is that food disposal?…)



Now for Some Really Good News:

As long as you take life, as you find it, to be serious and important,
you’ve got nothing to worry about.


                       “Answer-Me-This” Addendum:

                       Just who would find the above to be “good news”?

 Surely not you?


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