Sham Sham

Outdoors Hint Number Zero Times Eleven:
Just before you go Real stupid,
smile, and look off to your left.


The name of this next tune is
“How To Protect Yourself Even While Not Under Attack,”
which can prove to be a most useful ditty in the City.


Under City conditions,
you could define advertising as the specious attempt
to draw attention to a new secondary difficulty.


A man with Sham humility
is probably without Sham.


One of my informants tells me
that the latest rumor going around out there is that
Time is just a fad.


“Take note me lad,” said the ole man,
“Comes times you must tempt yourself,
and not always depend on the kindness of others.”




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