Nothing in Life Can Be Described Completely
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07/08/1994
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Summary
#1306 – 07/08:
Notes by TK
All would-be Mystic systems begin with the fallen state of man and then offer their solution. All refer to triune forces of creation, then ignore the third one operationally. Thus nothing in life is described completely, making solutions impossible. The Mystic doesn’t covet anything possible.
The News
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The simple have little interest in hearing life taken apart and analyzed.
Do you?
Simple people don’t care much for trick questions?
Do you?
However, the simple will give some attention to such matters if you
first kick the shit out of them.
How do you think that routine power struggles can become a posteriori seen
historical evidence of man’s spiritual advance!?
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There is the commercial dictum that says for success you should:
“buy low and sell high.” But here’s it one better:
“sell high and don’t pay your wholesalers.”
This is a particular tasty way to handle the knowledge of the collective
you receive.
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The royal philosopher one day said to the king:
“we are, one and all, but little water droplettes in a gigantic ice berg,
drifting with no control to god knows where.”
And his grace replied: “maybe you
hotsie thinker, but not me!
I own the damn thing!”
And the regal reflector was suddenly brought back to his local senses,
and bowed down: ‘so sorry, your most excellent excellency,
I keep forgetting that you’re the actual controlling force in this kingdom,
and hence the supreme representation of its mind,
and thus can imagine and say just about anything you damn well want to!”
And the king smiled: “damn right!”
Down below,
the village smithy had to keep slapping himself in the head with a crowbar
to remind himself that everyone knew what the philosopher said was true,
and that they weren’t supposed to ever act like they knew it.
Once certain brain cells have been overrun by the forces of the mind,
they never again are easily able to hear told their true genetic history,
nor destiny revealed.
This is why most people with limited means prefer to stay at home.
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automotive update:
if consciousness were a car then thinking is an “aftermarket” product.
Fact: on this planet cars will not operate properly without fancy floor mats
and fuzzy dice.
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How one guy looks at ordinarily available knowledge:
“if you can, ‘look it up,’ it ain’t worth knowin.”
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One man named his first born: t you stupid son of a bitch,”
so, (as he puts it), to encourage those to follow.
With no need for any government form filing,
You may personally apply this approach to how you look at the flow of thought
once started in you, and now a never-ending sequence.
The present popular postulate: “garbage in– garbage out” is both a bit late
and a self-evident redundancy
awarded undeserved profundity.
Short version: will creatures in a closed system never…No, let me start again…
Will organisms living in the stomach ever be able to
realize their position without first being able to
recognize and describe the inner wall of their abode!?
Yes, genealogy, neurology, computer science and finally, cosmology, and
local medicine all neatly wrapped up into one generally, indigestible packet
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our spiritual short tale for the day:
in this one universe,
after he died,
a certain man who’d been exceptionally “clever with words,”
was given a position working in a “full body” (if you know what I mean)
massage parlor.
He toiled there through three more lifetimes before grasping the lesson intended.
And now for a more: local myth:
One day, two creatures who couldn’t speak were talking, (a duck and a hippo maybe)
and the first one, (in obvious reference to the life of man), said:
“words can excite, words can depress, words can infer, and
words can entertain.” And the second nonverbal one replied:
“So!? What’s your point?”
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Another installment of: “It’s Just how Things should Be”:
Genes speak in myths– and the more civilized men are,
the more they listen literally.
You might further care to note that this is how men came to treat history
so reverently, and.. imaginary goals, so seriously.
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One mystic explained his intellectual purpose as being:“To clarify the present confusion, and to spread fresh chaos.”
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while out in the yard, one father said to his son:
“save yourself some cliche drenched time, and ignore the notion of trying to:
‘get a handle on things,’
cause I can assure you right now that at the end of all such gripping devices
is nothing capable of being held.”
The lad pondered, then replied:
“Feeling confident that you have taken us into the garden of allegory
as applies to man’s collective, civilized life,
may I ask if you did not mean to say that all of man’s attempts to conclusively
stabilize reality reveals that nothing is capable of being permanently held!?
And as the ole man bent over to turn on the sprinkler, he said:
“See, there’s a perfect example of the collective’s influence on you,
In that you verbally seek to ‘modifier your way out of’
that which inherently has no entrance.”
Brief version: Believing that ghosts can be captured with improved ghost catchers
assures the continued existence of ghosts.
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One man’s outlook:
“People who believe anything are too dumb to deal with.”
And now: today’s academic news in dialogue form:
“Once you’ve become smart enough to deserve one,
why do they bother to issue you one?”
“You can say that again.”
One this one planet,
if you commit suicide while sitting down, it doesn’t count against you.
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Neo automotive update:
no one will change a tire unless they believe they have a flat.
Fact: now do you see why it’s so difficult to discuss stuff like this!?
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One man taught his son:
“read important books–have important thoughts.
Eat important food– go to the bathroom.”
And being the dutiful lad he always is in such stories, he understood what
the ole man meant.
..See, this is why most readers prefer fiction & religious writings to
humorous mathematics.
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Hobbies: An Essay
everybody has a hobby
even life has a hobby~
guess what it is.
Hobbies: hobbies are a terrible thing to waste.
Hobbies: the end
After he heard that fish could drown, this one man didn’t know where to turn next.
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So says one man:
“The mind & consciousness are way over-rated!”
He then: spit,
burped,
kicked some dirt,
and left.
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Anyone worried over “where life is going,”
is worried about the wrong thing…
…If they aspire to ever understand where life is going.
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The young triplets were talking and the first one said:
“It’s sad how much sadness there is in life.” And the second one countered:
“Nay,” ’tis sad how much we take to be sad.” And the third one chimed in:
“For you two guys’ birthday I’ve decided to give you either a book,
or a watermelon. And just then their father came in the picture and said:
“I know what you boys are trying to do again–
you’re all trying to get in my head and make it hurt.
“Plus,” (he stuck in to work his revenge), “where is your other brother?”
Moral: In a room with the door locked, silly putty becomes uncontrollable.
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metaphors pushed even further and faster:
Continuing to tell, “what kinda guy you are”
is not simply, “beating a dead horse,” but imagining that you’re riding it.
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A being from another world ended up on this one planet,
and began telling the locals what the universe was actually all about,
and when the big guy got wind of it, he sent down one of his boys,
(Dressed out as another alien),
to assure all the people that the first visitor’s commentaries were all just
meaningless story-weaving.
All concerned, (save one), seemed relieved.
…(This was one of the original sources for subsequent conspiracy theories).
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Okay, another distinction between ordinary men and the broadly conscious:
Ordinary men will get out to change a flat tire when they have one,
while our kinda guys can look in so many different directions at once
that the whole idea of go1ng somewhere on a collapsible medium is ridiculous.
Then tell me professor, does that mean that they wouldn’t get out
and change the flat?”
“Flat!? What flat?”
Note: even the most fun loving of this world’s leading religious prophets
have never mentioned any “road signs” in paradise. Dig!?
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Definition time
Your culture…Well, actually: talking about your culture:
the defensive device life provides free of charge to the
intellectually challenged… . .Well, actually:
to those who haven’t the faintest idea of what’s going on.
…(I realize this got a bit convoluted,
but I’ll do better next time….Well…That is…
Unless I resort to words again next time.)
And now: today’s health update:
A man who can be made ill by his own intellectual processes doesn’t need guilt.
One guy once figured: “if I just knew how everything was connected,
then I could unplug ’em!”
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Man’s mentation from a technical, commercial view:
The human mind is this planet’s only product that consists solely of “add ons.”
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The “danger of everything” nicely summed up:
Even beyond the routine and mundane (for instance):
the way to “think like a mystic” is to just begin.
(See, the danger is that in anything,
once you can commence it, it tends to just keep going!
which, (as unexpected as it is to an ordinary mind),
is not what being a mystic is all about.
Okay: Condensed version: if he can get there, a real mystic doesn’t want to go.
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After the special pair that had been put in the garden had screwed up,
life told them that as punishment they have to start talking,
and when one of them complained about it, life said:
“Okay then– and you gotta get into modifiers!”
And the poor creatures shrieks of horror could be heard over in the next county.
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The majestic justice of life:
if you make fun of other people, they’ll make fun of you
if you make fun of other people, and you’re smarter than they are,
then they’ll never realize it, or hold it against you.
…Boy!, I don’t know about you, but now I feel a lot better!
Once you understand what’s going on,
that part of your consciousness then becomes: Gulliver amongst the gullible
midgets.
“Now, now, boys and girls, I told you not to laugh at dwarfs.
“We’re not, MS Perkins, we’re laughing at you.”
“Oh!…. .Well ……That’s all righta I guess.”
“Tee hee, MS P.”
…See!, I told you we’d all feel better.
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To keep the record straight:
One man was “stupid” only in his own mind ….No one else’s….Just his.
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Ordinary existence: the only game in town in which, “not sliding backwards”
can be taken as, “making progress.”
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A view of reality that does not include three views is a pig’s view.
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Routine intellectual life will starve you — if you’re really hungry.
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A local weather report:
Speech: a covering to keep the ordinary from being overly fearful of the fog.
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The great secret work used to run a carnival– but stopped,
when it became obvious that everyone wanted to ride just one of the rides
over and over again.
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Ordinary minds believe they have successfully described something when
they compare to something else already known,
while a futuristic thinker finds his satisfaction only through avoiding same.
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One mystic, (who’d gotten a transfer, and gone on to someplace else),
looked back and thought:
“The saddest thing about mystics is how they take all of the right things
so seriously.”
Taxi!
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Overheard, local conversation:
“Everyone seems clever on drugs.”
“Is that why they take them?
“Yes.
“Then how do you explain the bumbling drunk?”
“Oh, taxi!”
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An everyday sort of chap asked a strange one :
“is being a mystic anything like just being real original and creative?”
And the guy replied: “what d’you think?”
And the man said, ”well, that’s what a lot of my reading implies.~
And the strange guy got just a wee bit stranger, and –split.
….(Same as you should do,)
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One guy smiled as he thought:
“If ordinary people weren’t serious I’d have nothing to chuckle about.”
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The problem with being more conscious and still living in the mind,
is the reality behind the myth of a frustrated Hamlet forever walking
the circular walls of his dead father’s palace.
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If you understand) what something means,
you understand it even if you don’t understand its name.
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Living a life of routine consciousness is perhaps the supreme example of:
“going along to get along.”
A mystic, (in his own private way), does not play.