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12/10/1993
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The News
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THOSE WITH NO ORIGINALITY) OR TALENT OF ANY KIND,
HAVE NOTHING — EVER, WORTHWHILE OR INFORMATIVE TO SAY;
BUT THAT DOES NOT PRECLUDE THEM FROM RUNNING THE WORLD! —
JUST FROM SO DOING, A MORE CONSCIOUS INDIVIDUAL.
You SEE, SWEET EVANGILINE,
THOSE WHO HARKEN TO DUNDERHEADS HAVE THEMSELVES, DUNDER ON THE HORIZON,
SIMPLE HOME TEST YOU CAN DO EVEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A CAR:
“How To TELL, INCONTROVERTIBLY, THAT You IS — STU-PID!”:
You SHOW UP AT TRAFFIC COURT;
You SHOW UP AT CHURCH;
You SHOW UP AT SCHOOL;
You SHOW UP ANYWHERE THAT THE DUMB — I MEAN, THE ORDINARY)
SHOW UP AT,
AROUND THE BERET-BURDENED-BISTROS,
PESSIMISTS JUST ADORE SAYING THAT “THEY’RE NOT PESSIMISTS — JUST REALISTS.”, BUT DEAR BRUNO, REALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MAN’S VIEW, BE IT PRO, OR CON.
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO THINK BETTER, BUT NO ONE WANTS TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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THE WINNERS OF LAST MONTH’S ESSAY CONTEST HAVE JUST BEN ANNOUNCED
AND SECOND PLACE WAS AWARDED TO THIS ENTRY, (QUOTED IN FULL):
“A DUMB MAN STARTS TAKING OFF HIS CLOTHES BEFORE A WOMAN GETS THERE.”,
AND FIRST PRIZE WENT TO THIS ONE:
“AN INTELLIGENT MAN STARTS TAKING OFF HIS CLOTHES BEFORE A WOMAN GETS THERE.”
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IF YOU CAN BUILD A LADDER — YOU CAN TEACH YOURSELF;
IF YOU CAN DO ACROBATICS — YOU CAN CLIMB ON YOUR OWN SHOULDERS.
AND LASTLY: IF YOU CAN DRIVE YOUR OWN BUS,
You CAN DRIVE THE SON-OF-A-BITCH,
OVER A CLIFF, OR — INTO A DITCH.
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ONE MAN WOULD OFTEN TELL HIS MIND: “DON’T MAKE ME SICK.”/ AND IT’D REPLY: “WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE!?”
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NOW FOR ANOTHER FEATURE IN OUR CONTINUING SERIES ENTITLED:
“SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?”
TRYING TO BECOME MORE CONSCIOUS THROUGH THOUGHT IS LIKE TRYING TO REVIVE A DROWNED MAN WITH WATER,
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SO!? — WHAT ELSE IS NEW WITH YOU!?
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AN IMPORTANT REVELATION REGARDING CIVILIZATION
MOST OF THE STUFF THAT MAN MAKES UP —
AND THEN COLLECTS, AND CALLS, “CIVILIZATION” -IS JUST MADE UP!
EITHER FORGET — OR REMEMBER THIS AT YOUR OWN PERIL!
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FOR THOSE OF YOU IN OUR AUDIENCE INTERESTED IN MATTERS OF ZOOLOGY,
AND ANTHROPOLOGY, YOU MIGHT CARE TO MAKE NOTE THAT THE REASON NO OTHER
EARTHLY CREATURES HAVE CIVILIZATIONS, (SUCH AS PANDAS & WHITE FACED HEREFORDS), IS BECAUSE THEY CAN’T, “MAKE STUFF UP”.
IF CONTEMPORARY CITY THINKERS DO INDEED:
“STAND ON THE SHOULDERS OF THOSE WHO’VE GONE BEFORE”,
THEN ALL CITIES REST ON THE PREVIOUS, IMAGINARY CITIES WHOSE
ILLUSIONARY POWER AND PURPOSE CRUMBLED.
IF YOU CAN GRASP THIS — THEN HOLD IT FIRMLY,
AND APPLY IT TO A CONSIDERATION OF HOW THE INTELLECTUAL LIFE OF MAN
SEEMS TO PROGRESS.
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A FRESH CREATION MYTH:
BEFORE CREATION, THERE WAS NO MORE THAN ONE EMOTION, ONCE THERE WERE TWO, CREATION WAS THEN ACCOMPLISHED.
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IF YOU ENJOYED THIS ONE STAY TUNED
FOR SURELY ONE IS TO.’COME’REGARDING-THE FOLLOW-UP TO SIMPLE PHYSICAL CREATION.
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SHOW BIZ! — WHERE IS THY STING!?, WHERE IS THY STANDING OVATION!?
IT’S EASIER TO BE FUNNY IF YOU HAVE A FUNNY NAME; IT’S EASIER TO BE SMART IF YOU’RE MORE INTELLIGENT.
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THE MANAGER OF THE SMALL THEATRE SAID TO HIMSELF:
“I DO BELIEVE THAT THE TURMOIL AND CONFUSION WOULD LESSEN — IF
THE CLIQUE IN THE CHEAP SEATS OF MY HEAD WERE NOT SO CONSISTENTLY BIASED TOWARD CERTAIN OF THE PERFORMERS.”
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AND NOW AN ITEM FROM OUR DEFINITIONS DESK:
LITERATURE: SPORTS WITHOUT ALL THAT (UHG!), “PHYSICAL” ACTIVITY.
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WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE CITY — ONE STREET ALWAYS LEADS TO ANOTHER; WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE CITY MIND — SO TOO DOES ONE THOUGHT TO ANOTHER,
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AND IN CONCLUSION I’D LIKE TO SAY, “UHG!”
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SOME MUSICAL NEWS: MOST OF THOSE WHO LIKE TO SING: “TAKE ME HOME COUNTRY ROADS
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A USEFUL TIP REGARDING THE CARE & MAINTENANCE OF HOME LAWN EQUIPMENT
IF YOU DON’T TALK ABOUT YOURSELF, OTHERS BECOME LIKEWISE, DISINCLINED,
IMPORTANT NOTICE: THIS SHOULD NOT BE USED BY THOSE WISHING TO BECOME HEROES.
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SMALL APPLIANCES CAN BE AS EASILY DAMAGED AND REPAIRED AS LARGER ONES; SO THE QUESTION IS: WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THE SMALLER VARIETY!?
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As HIS SON PREPARED TO LEAVE FOR THE CITY, A FATHER TOLD HIM: “OVER THERE KID, YOU GOTTA CAPITALIZE ON YOUR WEAK POINTS.”
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A VIEWER SENDS IN THIS QUESTION:
“WHEN YOU REFER TO SOMEONE ‘BEING IN THE CITY’, OR ‘GOING TO THE CITY’,
DO YOU USE ‘CITY’ METAPHORICALLY?
P,S,: OR PERHAPS) SYMBOLICALLY?!?
SINCERELY”, ETC,
DEAR ETC: WHERE YOU WRITIN’ ME FROM?
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THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN THE HUMAN MIND AND FLY PAPER IS THAT FLY PAPER MUST BE MADE ATTRACTIVE TO FLIES.
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HEADING: THE MECHANICAL EXPANSION OF CIVILIZATION EXPRESSED, EXEMPLIFIED, AND EXPLAINED, IN THIS BRIEF, INVENTED PICTURIZATION IN THE HISTORICAL AREA OF MAN’S LINGUISTIC AND VERBAL EVOLUTION:
PICTURE: DR, JOHNSON WITH A MACHINE GUN,
ONE OF THE ADULT STUDENTS, SITTING IN THE BACK OF THE FRESHMAN CLASS SAID TO HIMSELF: “NO DOUBT ABOUT IT —
THE WORSE THINGS GET, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.”
IN A CERTAIN DISTANT GALAXY, COLLECTIVE EDUCATION IS USED FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF HOLDING THE DISCARDEDMRAPPINGS INWHICH STALE FISH ORIGINALLY ARRIVED,
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COMING FROM THE SILENT) PRIMORDIAL WOOD, INTO THE CITY)
THE ENTRANCE IS GUARDED BY TWO SPIRITS;
IF AT SUCH TIME YOU WISH TO LEAVE, THE EXIT IS ALSO PROTECTED BY DUAL SENTRIES
AND MOREOVER: SO —
IF YOU COME OUT OF THE WILDERNESS) AND INTO THE CITY)
YOU’VE GOT TO GO PAST TWO FORCES;
THEN IF YOU LATER WANT TO LEAVE THE CITY)
YOU’VE GOT TO GET PAST TWO MORE
— WOULD YOU CARE TO SPECULATE ON WHAT MIGHT OCCUR PAST THAT!?
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THE INFINITE HISTORY OF SOAP OPERAS
HORMONES MADE ME DO IT — THEN NEURONS HAD TO EXPLAIN IT.
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A VIEWER ASKS:
“REGARDING THE WORD, ‘REGRETS’,
I KNOW THAT THE LAST SYLLABLE IS, ‘ONES’)
BUT DOES THE WORD START WITH AN H, OR AN N?!?”
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FIGURING THE COST OF PERSONAL GROWTH’S THE PASTTIME OF THE STUNTED,
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A CERTAIN MAN, WHO’D BEEN TO ANOTHER PLANET, ENCOURAGED HIS SON TO DO SO,
AND THE BOY SAI;D THAT HE-1D LONG WANTED TO MAKE SUCH A TRIP, BUT DIDN’T KNOW HOW,
AND THE FATHER SAID, “YES YOU DO, I’VE TOLD YOU SO, MARY. TIMES,
BOTH DIRECTLY, AND INDIRECTLY.”,
AND THE SON ADMITED THAS WAS TRUE, – BUT NOTED THAT KNOWING HOW
STILL DIDN’T SEEM TO GUARANTEE THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY “DO IT”,
AND THE MAN NODDED HIS AGREEMENT TO THIS, BUT THEN ASKED THE BOY,
“WHAT ELSE WAS NEW!?” ON THIS WORLD,
TOWHICH THE LAD HAD TO SMILE, IN THE FACE OF SUCH VERACITY,
SO HIS FATHER THEN ASKED:
“JUST BECAUSE, ONE DAY YOU’RE SICK,
ARE YOU TO CONCLUDE THAT YOU WILL FOREVER, BE SICK!?,
AND ARE YOU TO IGNORE THE LIFE-LONG PLEASURE AND EDIFICATION INHERENT IN
THE SIMPLE, CONSTANT ACT OF TRYING TO CURE YOURSELF!?”;
AND AFTER A MOMENT OF QUIET, THE MAN SAID:
“FIGURING THE COST OF THE EXPANSION OF CONSCIOUSNESS
REMAINS A PASTTIME FOR THE PERMANENTLY STUNTED.”
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THERE ARE NO PROPER BASES FOR TRYING TO BE MORE CONSCIOUS, THERE ARE NO IMPROPER ONES —
ONLY FORTUNATE ONES.
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A BOY ASKED HIS FATHER:
“DO THE GODS TRULY FAVOR THOSE WHO TRY?”‘ “IF THEY’RE LUCKY, SON.”
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THE GREAT SAGE TOLD THE CROWD:
“EVERYMAN IS KING OF HIS KINGDOM AS LONG AS — HE NEVER LEAVES HOME!”
AND SOMEONE SHOUTED BACK:
“I ASSUME YOU’RE ACTUALLY REFERRING TO A MAN’S MIND, AND THE THOUGHTS THAT
SEEM NATIVE THERETO!?”,
AND THE WISE ONE, IN RESPONSE DECLARED:
“LET THOSE PEA-BRAINED RUFFIANS WHO ACCOMPANY ME EVERYWHERE
NOW MOVE SMARTLY INTO THE BOSOM OF THE ASSEMBLED,
SEEKING OUT HE WHO JUST SPOKE
SO AS TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF HIM,”
AND UPON HEARING THESE WORDS, THE SORELY WERE PEOPLE-AMAZED!
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AROUND MANY)
TO GET ATTENTION, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DROP YOUR DRAWERS;
AROUND EVEN OTHERS)
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO GET THEIR ATTENTION IS TO DROP YOUR MENTAL DRAWERS.
A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN ACCOMPLISHES THE SAME BY GETTING ALL DRESSED UP, THEN GOING TO BED ALONE, IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION.
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ONCE YOU COMPREHEND THE PLUMB BOB OF THE CITY,
How COULD YOU EVER AGAIN BE IMPRESSED BY ANYONE WHO’D BE IMPRESSED BY THE LIKES OF YOU!?
AND A MAN’S MIND SAID: “ARE YOU DIRECTING THAT COMMENT AT ME!?”
(IT MAY NOT BE, COMMANDER SEA,
MERE COINCIDENCE, THE CLOSENESS OF THE WORDS, ‘COMMENT’, AND, ‘CEMENT’!”)
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THE SIGN OF A CIVILIZED MAN IS THAT HE WILL FEEL GUILT AND REMORSE;
THAT OF A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN IS THAT HE SEES SUCH SIGNALS OF BEING CIVILIZED AS UNENFORCABLE BULLSHIT.
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A VIEWER ASKS:
“FOR WHAT IS, ‘CIVILIZATION’ A METAPHOR?”
I DON’T KNOW SIR — ARE YOU SURE IT IS!?
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EXTENDED CONSCIOUSNESS As DREAMT OF BY THE CONFINED
MANY OF THOSE WHO’VE NEVER SEEN THE LIGHT LIKE TO IMAGINE THAT THEY’RE, “IN THE DARK”,
THOSE WHO CAN UNDERSTAND THIS WILL THEN COMPREHEND THE APPEARANCE OF INSTABILITY AND INCOMPLETENESS OF ALL MANS’ INSTITUTIONS.
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ONE MAN CONCLUDED THAT THE PROPER RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HIS OWN MIND, AND THE THOUGHTS NATIVE TO IT
SHOULD BE LITTLE MORE THAN A MATTER OF “STATIC CLING”.
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IF YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE LONG-G-G ENOUGH — ON ANY SUBJECT -AND GET IT PUBLISHED AND WIDELY DISTRIBUTED)
SOONER OR LATER SOME ONE WILL READ IT AND TAKE IT SERIOUSLY,
SUCH IS THE NATURE OF QUANTITY —
SUCH IS THE NATURE OF WORDS —
SUCH IS THE NATURE OF: “LIFE, LIFE,
WHO’S GOT THE LIFE!?”
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AND YET ANOTHER EXPRESSIBLE DISTINCTION:
THINKING IS IN YOUR HEAD — CONSCIOUSNESS IS NOT.
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AND BY (QUOTE), “POPULAR DEMAND”, WE’LL TRY IT AGAIN:
“ONE MAN MOVED TO FLORIDA JUST SO HE’D NO LONGER BE IN DELAWARE.h
OKAY: ONE MORE AGAIN TIME:
“HE MOVED TO CALCUTTA JUST SO HE’D NO LONGER BE IN FRANKFURT”-(!?7..,.
ALRIGHT: “To SIDNEY SO HE WOULDN’T BE IN BUENOS AIRES” – (!?)…,
— COME ON FOLKS! — PULL UP YOUR SOCKS AND SNAP TO IT!!
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AFTER SOME YEARS OF BEING DRIVEN TO SUBJECT HIMSELF TO NORMAL, CIVILIZED FORMS OF COLLECTIVE EDUCATION, ONE LITTLE KID PUT A HALF PAGE AD IN THE LOCAL PAPER THAT SAID:
“THE WAY YOU PEOPLE GO ABOUT TRYING TO IMPROVE THE MIND IS LIKE SHOOTING A DEAD TREE! — AND IF THIS IS TOO COMPLEX A PICTURE FOR YOU
THEN LIKE PAINTING A DEAD TREE!”
(JUST BETWEEN US,
I WAS TEMPTED TO ADD A CONCLUDING LINE THAT SAID:
“WHEN THE PEOPLE READ THIS, THEY WERE SO IMPRESSED THAT THEY
MADE THE YOUNG BOY THE MAYOR OF THEIR CITY.”
BUT THEN I THOUGHT: “WHY GIVE SUCH CREDIT TO A WISE-ASS!?”)
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GOD: A NAME THE NERVOUS GIVE TO LUCK.
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MORE FROM OUR, “INFALLLIBLE, INDEFATIGABLE DIRECTORY”:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A KILLER AND A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN IS THAT A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN HAS NEVER KILLED ANYBODY.
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AN ENTRY ALSO ON THAT SAME PAGE NOTES THAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A REPTILE AND A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN IS THAT A REPTILE HAS NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANYTHING.
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ONLY IN PHYSICAL REALMS IS MAN’S BEHAVIOR POSSIBLY CONDEMNABLE,
AND THE INTELLECTUALLY CIVILIZED ARE REQUIRED TO PASSIONATELY BELIEVE OTHERWISE,
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WHAT A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN’S ATTITUDE TOWARD HIS OWN NATURAL BORN THOUGHT- PROCESSES SHOULD BE As PERSONIF1EL BY THE FOLLOWING SCENE:
ONE MAN, IN COMPLIMENTING ANOTHER’S AUTOMBILE, AS THEY STOOD NEXT TO IT LISTENING TO IT RUN, SAID TO HIM: “BOY, SHE RUNS LIKE A TOP.”,
TOWHICH THE OWNER GAVE A SLIGHT HEAD SHRUG AND REPLIED: “WELL, SHE’S PAID FOR.”
GROWING UP: EVERYONE’S PASSAGE THROUGH THE RITES OF CATATONIA.
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WHEN YOU’VE GOT YOUR OWN MIND,
CAN YOUR OWN DEFINITIONS BE FAR BEHIND.
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“000, DAD, I’M IN TRANCE.”
“DON’T GRAB ME SON, WE’RE TOO OLD TO DANCE.”
CATATONIA, REVISITED —
AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN
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PLEASE HAVE THE COMMITTEE MEMBERS STAND ASIDE FOR AN INCOMING DEFINITION:
MEN GIVING ONE ANOTHER AWARDS: BIRDS SHITTING IN THEIR OWN NESTS) AND
CELEBRATING THE AFFAIR.
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THOUGHTS: (A POEM):
STICKY IS AS STICKY DOES,
STICKY’S WHAT MY BRAIN’S NAME WAS,
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ONE MAN WOULD DAMN-NEAR CHOKE ON THE WORD LUCK.
(P.S.: HE CONSIDERED HIMSELF TO BE ONE-E-E, “SERIOUS MYSTIC”.)
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TO HELP BALANCE THINGS OUT, THERE WAS HOWEVER,
THIS OTHER CHAP WHO WENT AHEAD AND THOUGHT:
“WELL, IF SOME OF US ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE BORN WITH THIS HUNGER,
THEN I CAN’T BELIEVE WE WON’T EVENTUALLY BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND DINNER.”
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“CURRENT EVENTS” — GIVEN SOME ADDITIONAL CURRENT:
THOSE WHO RUN THE ROUTINE WORLD HAVE A SIMPLE, IF UNSTATED, GUIDING MOTTO: “ANYONE WHO UNDERSTAND MORE THAN 1 DO IS CRAZY! — DANGEROUS, EVEN! —
BUT WHATEVER! — THEY’RE SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO BE ACTIVELY SUPPORTING ME, AND ARE THEREFORE, IN MY FINAL ALANYSIS — EXPENDABLE.”
ANOTHER REASON, (AS IF YOU NEED ONE), WHY A MORE CONSCIOUSLY-INSPIRED PERSON MUST BECOME ADDITIONALLY CONSCIOUS SUFFICIENT TO BE CONSCIOUS ENOUGH FOR TWO FOR BOTH HIMSELF — AND FOR ANOTHER ENTITY TO ACT AS HIS OWN BEST FRIEND, AND PROTECTOR,
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MAN’S INTERNAL LIFE IS THE ONLY ONE OF THE MANY EXTERNALLY-DRIVEN
THAT BELIEVES OTHERWISE.
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AFTER THIS ONE OLE SOREHEAD HAD AGAIN GONE THROUGH HIS USUAL LITANY OF COMPLAINTS ABOUT MAN — ESPECIALLY REGARDING THE “DUMB THINGS” THEY TALK ABOUT – A FRIEND ASKED: “SO IF PEOPLE’D JUST SHUT UP, YOU COULD TOLERATE THEM?”,
AND THE IRRITATED ONE SAID: “YEAH,”,
AND THE FRIEND PRESSED:
“SO YOU’D BE HAPPY IF NO ONE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD EVER SPOKE ANOTHER WORD!?, AND IT WAS JUST -‘YOU AND TOTAL SILENCE’ —
AND NEVER AGAIN WOULD YOU HAVE TO HEAR THE STUPID BABBLE THAT SO UPSETS YOU!?”, AND THE AGGITATED ONE THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT — THEN ANOTHER — AND REPLIED: “OKAY, LET ‘EM TALK.”
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As REGARDS THE INTELLECT: A MAN ON HIS OWN IS
NEVER ALONE.
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THE QUESTION: How TO SEPARATE MAN FROM THE INFO?
..,IS IT POSSIBLE,
…IS THERE PROFIT THEREIN?….
DOES THERE EVEN EXIST, INFO APART FROM MAN’?
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ONE MAN’S MODERN EXPLANATION:
“THE MIND IS TO CONSCIOUSNESS AS DIGITAL RECORDING IS TO ANALOG;
IT’S BASED ON SAMPLING — NOT ON A FULL REPRODUCTION OF WHAT OCCURRED,”
SOMEONE TOLD HIM LATER THAT NOT EVEN THE BEST ANALOG TECHNIQUES COULD
FULLY INPUT AND REPRODUCE THAT WHICH THEY INTENDED TO RECORD,
BUT HE WAS NOT PUT OFF AND MERELY NOTED THAT THERE WAS IN FACT,
No SUCH POSSIBILITY AS ANY ONE THING BEING A TRUE REPRODUCTION OF ANY OTHER.
MIGHT I HINT TO YOU HOW THIS COULD APPLY TO WHETHER ONE PROFITABLY SPENDS ONE’S TIME IN ATTENDING TO ONE’S MIND, OR TO ONE’S OVERALL CONSCIOUSNESS.
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ANOTHER SIGN OF A TOTALLY CIVILIZED AND CAPTIVE MAN IS THAT HE CAN, WITH A STRAIGHT & DUMB FACE, SAY: “THERE IS NO BENEFIT IN ATTEMPTING THE IMPOSSIBLE.”, WHILE HAVING NOT EVEN THE CRUDEST SUSPICION OF WHAT THE IMPOSSIBLE IS.
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To BRING HIMSELF INTO THE MODERN ELECTRONIC AGE, ONE MAN BECAME “INTERACTIVE” WITH HIS OWN AWARENESS.
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YEAH — BUT LOOKED AT FROM ANOTHER WAY,
TAKING THOSE ASPECTS OF CIVILIZATION THAT INTEREST YOU, SERIOUSLY, IS PART OF THE FUN.
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SOME FAMILY DIALOGUE:
“DAD) HAS THE FACT THAT MAN HAS ONLY TWO BASIC EMOTIONS BLED OVER INTO HOW HIS MIND OPERATES.”) TOWHICH HIS FATHER SMILED IN REPLY.
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IN DEFENSE OF SOMETHING HE’D JUST SAID THAT RAISED HACKLES, A MAN NOTED: “THE TRUTH IS NEVER OFFENSIVE?”,
TOWHICH THE ONE HACKLED REPLIED: “HRH! — THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS OFFENSIVE?”
„WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?
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MORE LEGENDS & DOUBLE-WIDE TRUTHS FROM OUR: “IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME!” BOOK:
A SMALL TRIBE ON THIS ONE PLANET BELIEVES THAT IF YOU MAKE A REAL UGLY FACE JUST BEFORE YOU DIE, WHEN YOU WAKE BACK UP THEY’LL BE AFRAID NOT TO LET YOU BE MORE CONSCIOUS.
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IN WHAT COULD BE A RELATED ITEM:
ONE MAN’S BRAIN SAID: “WOW!, AM I UGLY!”,
AND HIS BRAIN RESPONDED: “HEY, THAT’S NOT ME — THAT’S YOUR MIND TALKING.”
….(AND THE “SUPER-ALERT” MAN HIMSELF WENT: “HUH!?”)
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IN CIVIL AFFAIRS, THE DISTANCE FROM BEING “DEDICATED” TO BEING/FANATICAL” CAN BE MEASURED BY THE SHORT HAIRS OF A RETARDED PRIEST OR POLITICIAN.
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SOME STATS FROM OUR OWN SPECIALIZED, DEPARTMENT OF LABOR:
MEN AREN’T DUMB — JUST THEIR CHOICE OF OCCUPATIONS, …OKAY: THEIR CHOICE OF HOBBIES!
…OH, ALRIGHT: THE HOBBIES LIFE FORCES ON THEM,
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AND NOW A LITTLE ITEM FROM OUR: “ADULT’S UNCENSORED PARTY ENCYCLOPEDIA”:
BEING,”MORE CONSCIOUS” AS COMPARED TO EVERYONE ELSE’S NORMAL STATE OF AWARENESS IS AKIN TO WEARING A FAIRLY FLASHY TIE IN A CITY OF BLIND PEACOCKS,
(SEVERAL SO-CALLED “ADULTS” SAID THEY DIDN’T GET IT
AND SEVERAL MORE SAID THEY HAD TO STEP OUTSIDE AND TAKE A QUICK PEE, BUT THAT THE FESTIVITIES SHOULDN’T STOP FOR THEM.)
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THE GRAND BALANCE OF EXISTANCE IS THAT WITHIN A CLOSED SYSTEM THERE IS NO WAY TO WEIGH THE SYSTEM ITSELF.
NOW — GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FRISKY LITTLE UNIVERSE YOU!
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THOSE WHO CAN COUNT TO TWO CAN WALK — BUT THEY’LL NEVER RUN, THEY CAN LIVE — BUT THEY’LL NEVER SOAR.
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CONSCIOUSNESS IS THE ONLY FORM OF EXISTENCE THAT IS BOTH THE DINNER TABLE, AND THE HUNGER.
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A HISTORY OF MAN) USING THE Focus OF”AWARENESS”
DISCOVERING THAT YOU CAN “LIVE IN A TRANCE” SHOULD SHOCK YOU OUT OF THE TRANCE — BUT IT DOESN’T!
WHAT A HISTORY!, WHAT A MAN!,
WHAT THE HELL IS IT WITH AWARENESS, ANY WAY!?
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IN SPITE OF ALL THAT’S SAID-&-DONE AROUND SPACE OUTPOSTS SUCH AS THIS, BACK ON THE MAIN PLANET, PART OF THE APPARENT SAFETY MEASURES PROPER TO THINKING CREATURES IS IN FACT THE LIMITATION OF CONSCIOUSNESS.
HOW ELSE TO EXPLAIN MAN’S NATURAL STATE OF STARING!? —
HIS DESIRE TO CURL UP INSIDE HIS OWN HEAD, AND BE DEFENSIVE!?, AND HIS INCESSANT TALKING TO HIMSELF!?
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CONSCIOUSNESS IS THE ONLY FORM OF LIFE THAT IS BOTH THE DINNER TABLE AND THE HUNGER.
…IT’S NOT REALLY,
BUT IT’S THE ONLY FORM THAT THINK’S IT IS.
…WHICH IS ALL THAT’S NECESSARY FOR CONSCIOUSNESS ANY WAY.
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LIFE SELECTS WHAT THE ORDINARY ARE TO TAKE SERIOUSLY, AND WHAT THEY’RE TO NOT,
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ONE MAN CRIED OUT: “OH!, BUT HOW I LOVE DRUGS AND OTHER DISTRACTIONS!”., AND HIS MIND REPLIED: “AND WHY NOT! — YOU LOVE ME!”
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THE FEAR THAT ONE’S HORMONES NEED DEFENSE) CAN SEVERELY CRIMP NEURONS’ OFFENSE,
“I SAY) SOCRATES)
IS THAT WHY ‘BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE’ HAVE SUCH A DIFFICULTY WITH THIS!?”) “I’M A FINE ONE FOR YOU TO ASK THAT,”
WHEN THE BASIC SURVIVAL DRIVES ARE RUNNING FULL FORCE
THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO OVER-RIDE AND LIMIT INTELLECTUAL ACTIVITY)
BUT GOOD GOD) DAMEON! — THIS IS ANCIENT ATHENS IN-THE MIDST OF MODERN TIMES; WHAT ARE YOU DOING LETTING BASIC FERAL FORCES UNNECESSARILY CONTROL YOUR LIFEL:
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IN THE GAME OF LIFE) MANY THINGS NEED DEFENDING —
BUT A MAN’S ROUTINE MENTAL SENSE-OF-HIMSELF IS ONE THAT
MORE INTELLECTUALLY ANXIOUS & ALERT PEOPLE CAN SAFELY DISPENSE WITH,
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LIFE USED TO BE FAIR! UNTIL MAN CAME ALONG.
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THE REASON THAT SOME PEOPLE SO PURUSE SUCH ACTIVITY AS THIS
IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A QUITE EXTRAORDINARY SUSPICION OF JUST WHAT, “REAL FUN” MIGHT BE!
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CONSCIOUSNESS IS A JUICE.
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ONE GUY TRIES AND DESCRIBES IT LIKE THIS HERE:
“YACKIN’ & GABBIN’ ABOUT, ‘BEING-MORE-CONSCIOUS’
IS LIKE THE REALITY OF IT FOR, ‘PEOPLE-IN-A-HURRY’,”,
AND, “HEY!”, HE ADDS, “THIS IS DAMN NEAR THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY,
AND WE’RE ALL IN A HURRY!”
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AND STILL ANOTHER VIEW REGARDING THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A MAN
AND HIS THINKING IS TO REFLECT ON THE MATTER OF A-BEAUTIFUL-WOMAN-&-JEWELRY; ORDINARILY) PEOPLE THINKOF A REALLY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AS BEING PROPERLY ATTIRED ONLY IN REALLY EXPENSIVE JEWELRY — BUT CONSIDER:
A TRULY STUNNING WOMAN IS JUST AS ATTRACTIVE IN COSTUME JEWELRY SINCE IT IS HER BEAUTY THAT SETS OFF THE ADORNMENTS) AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
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ONE MAN HAD SO MUCH FUN THAT HE DIDN’T WANT TO COME BACK; — THAT REMAINS TO BE SEEN.
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AHHHH! — FUN, FUN, FUN:
WHEN IT COMES TO FORGING A FRESH RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN YOUR HORMONES & NEURONS REMEMBER: THERE IS NO METAPHOR FOR, “FUNK”.