The Noise Neurons Make When They Are Bumped Is Thought
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11/13/1992
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And Kyroot Said
…and Kyroot said:
In lieu of.an “Opening”, Kyroot just went ahead and started.
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…and Kyroot said:
The collective’s operational slogan: “We don’t want to learn from ANYBODY who knows more than WE do!” And, (Kyroot added), if you don’t recognize the beauty and efficiency of this,
you’re as dumb as they are!, (if you’ll kindly pardon my expeditious use of the word, “dumb”.)
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…and Kyroot noted:
Collective thought is to rebel thinking as buses are to air ports’ – you know, Like those little shuttle buses that run you from one, terminal to another — you know.’
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…and Kyroot said:
Part of a verbatim transcript of noises heard in one city recently:
A man says: “I don’t CARE if I have any friends or not!……Hello?….. Hello? –Can anyone hear me?….”
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…and Kyroot the ole union man said:
One guy was disturbed by strange noises in his lighting fixtures,.
But felt much better after tracking them down to his own mind.
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…and Kyroot noted:
An up-start city announced, ”Phase One.”, And then expired.
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.and Gertrude Of Kyroot injected:
A word is a word is a word, But a poet is worse than a hole in the road.
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And a man said:
“Being ordinary won’t necessarily keep you from knowing what you’re doing.”;
And Kyroot said nothing.in return.
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…and Kyroot said:
Whenever he’d get a little discouraged this one guy’d buck himself up by saying to himself: .
”SO – what’re we gonna do? — DIE?’ — and give up SHOW BUSINESS?!!”…(and he’d feel much better.)
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…and Kyroot noted
Under general atmospheric conditions,Those in the basement believe that moving upstairs would take all the fun out of life,
As those already up there fret over the slow construction of even higher stories,
While occasionally casting envious glances back down.
(So where does that leave a rebel thinker in all of this?;
“Hello? Century 21?, can you give me the telephone number of U-Haut-It?”)
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…and Kyroot said:
OVER explaining is the absolutely PERFECT camouflage for not being ABLE to explain;
(So say I, the city, your neighbors -&- friends, and life itself.)
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…a kid with some cotton candy suddenly stopped in his tracks and thought: “IF everyday life HAD anything REAL to teach us — it’d CHARGE us more!”; Thus, feeling MUCH better, AND much worse, he restarted himself, and went on his way.
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…and Kyroot said:
In the mind can man acceptably play with himself; Thus it is while incest and masturbation is reproved, day dreaming is not.
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…and Kyroot said:
The “dumbness” the revolution refers to in man is not individual, but general; It is not that any particular thing a man thinks is wrong and stupid, but rather That he is realizing less than his potential by even playing on the same Intellectual field as everyone else.
* A cow’s not dumb — a herd is. *
Thus in a sense: No matter the medium, or product — an artist is always correct. —
a critic, never.
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In city college, A grown academic told his assistant son: “If you’re going to be a ‘Researcher’, It’s good to have large fingers -…Cause then you can pick up more than one gem clip at a time.”
*-Trying and complex are the journeys of-the mind — Simple and meanigless, its destinations.
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One helpful city told all of the in-coming, new-born: “The way to cover up for not-knowing is to go ahead and act like you know.”;
And as per certain “mystical laws”, it was the very kind of information that,
As soon as they hear it, everyone instantly realizes they should know, were intended to know,
and had to know,
just to survive around here.
. ..(AND- you don’t have to tip life!)
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From the files of, “Kyroot’s Little Known Or Cared, Scientific History”: Gravity was an after-thought!
…(So was naming it after “seriousness.”)
The Rhode Island Scholar studied its claws and ruminated:
“Which came first: The seriousness, or the stupidity?”,
And the road replied: “Does it really matter?!”
“One thing about it”, a guy thought, “If they can’t kill you, they can’t eat you.”
…(Thus do the ordinary dream of immortality, and a rebel does something else.)
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Then, as an act of a, “Recent Freeze Revisited”, one ole sorehead pronounced: “And where in a wood, two roads diverged – I took the one less traveled by,
And it made me.later say: ‘Where thee hell is everybody?'”
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…and Kyroot said:
A man given to metaphors-&-melodies mused: “The primary world is like ‘roots music’, And, the secondary, the talent to make it listenable.”
Those in the basement always give it “An eighty – five — cause.you can dance to it.”,
While those on higher floors tend to sit down and become becalmed by it.
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…and Kyroot said:
A chap offers his observation: “This revolution seems to me to be THE ‘smoke-&-mirrors’ DONE with smoke and mirrors!”
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Whilst in the grip of his personal “weekend fun”, One guy leaned his head out of the car and sang to himself as he cruised:
“Oh! — close up the windows, And board up the doors; Here came my o!d thoughts, Those passionless whores.”
(Being thus refreshed, Ofttimes he and his mind would then stop for new and additional pleasures.)
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Someone asks the Advice Doctor: “If I knew how the mind worked, would I know Much?”,
And the Doctor replied: “How much is much?”
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…and Kyroot said:
A fellow who’s been following some of this fell reflective for a moment and thought:
“If just a fraction of those who believe that they are interested-in, And are pursuing the revolution, under the many different mystical city names, WERE!,
Just consider the havoc this could cause with normal bus scheduling!” (He said: “Whew!”, and walked away, as he walked away.)
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…and Kyroot said:
As he tried to look and imagine along certain lines, a man thought: “I guess its a good thing that ‘neural rebels’, ARE neural rebels, or else
They could have become actual’ outlaws.”
‘And Kyroot offered up a related historical picture for the rebels in our audience-:
Attila raised all that physical rumpus because he couldn’t figure out what to think.
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…then, brushing the crumbs from his hair, Kyroot tacked on: There ARE ways that even those with no talent can get life to notice them; You can just be part of the peaceful herd, And wait for life to pass by and comment: “My, what a nice herd.” — and take it PERSONALLY!!
Columbus looked off as FAR-R-R into the distance as a man can look and said:
“I don’t like it!”, And the Nina turned to the Pinta and noted: “HE don’t like it.”
“Transportation” doesn’t seem like much of a neat hobby to a rebel once he discovers that He is being used as part OF the medium.
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….And Kyroot said:
One guy said: “Everybody’s a critic.”, And another guy says: “Come on! — not EVERY body.”, And first guy says: “Okay: Everybody that’s’ALIVE is a critic.”
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Someone asked a neural artist:
“What is the difference in a man being informative, and being cute?”,
And got the answer: “It’s whether YOU have two ears, or three.”
Another “Holiday Entertaining Tip” from Kyroot:
Guests LOVE-E-E it when responsibility is thrown BACK to them. …(Happy Yule, Ya’ll.)
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….And Kyroot said:
Now for”November’s City Neural News: “In The Streets And In Yo’ Head”:
Whenever-he was being held up.by muggers the first thing this one man would say was: “When it comes night, And is time to sleep, A man who ‘knows ‘how-to–lay’ can always ‘lay low’.”
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…and Kyroot said:
One day an ole man told the kid: “If you can think up a little rule or law for something you can then believe you understand it.”
And the kid asked: “Is THAT what I want to do?”, And the ole man replied: “I don’t know — you tell me.”
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…and a viewer writes:
“Dear Kyroot: I notice that in very particular kinds of these stories you always say: “
An ole man and THE kid’ – never, “An ole man and HIS kid’ or, ‘A kid’, But always, ‘THE kid’ — Why is this?” Dear Sir: You’re exactly right! — Why is this?
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.And Kyroot said:
As his coffee cooled, He gazed out the bistro window and thought to himself: “Believing such things as: ‘Sports being a metaphor for life’,Can certainly save the ordinary mind a measurable amount of effort.”
The boundaries between the primary and secondary worlds can also be seen in the fact that
If the primary could talk it might say that, ‘Eating is an allegory for being hungry’,
And conclude the observation by gobbling up all words in sight.
–(Umm-umm! – Ya’ll)
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…and Kyroot said:
When people get old, they get weak;When a once-revolutionist gets old, he gets weak also — but in a different area.
A rebellious man determined: “Though local conditions may wear-down, even wear-OUT- my body, I’ll be damned if when they go to plant me in the ground I won’t mentally be still at least superior to the-dirt they’re about to cover me with.”,
…(And you might find it interesting to note that one of religion’s unheralded purposes Is to keep men from having to make such decisions for themselves individually.)
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,,,And Kyroot notes:
One man says he has a “head start” on stupidity.
…and Big K. further noted:
On Kyroots of ten or less words, I am not legally required to comment;
YOU figure out how to “take it”!
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…and Kyroot said:
As they wrestled & danced, they conversed: “Talking about life won’t help.” And the other one said: “But it also won’t hurt.”,
And the first one said:
“So why do it?!
And the other one said:”Where are you going after this?”
Civilization: A ballroom where the orchestra plays the Songs they HAVE .to play,
Whae the dancers are given the illusion that it TAKES “requests”.
And a “good time is had by all!” ….[or at least, a “TIME” “is had by all].)
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Today’s featured, “Ole Sorehead” comes by to leave off this observation: “A man who quotes himself has a fool for a source — But, Hey Ho! –What’d you expect!”
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…and Kyroot said:
At certain times when his mind would seem confused The man would remind it: “The furnace is still in the basement! — Remember: It’s IN the basement!”
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More verbal, “Sweet & Sours” from the lunch menu of Kyroot’s “Fun & Fern: in The City”:
Just as, in some locales, criticism passes for intelligence,
So also in many does stupidity do so.
* Moral For Dessert: It’s ALL-L-L according to “how you look at it!” — PLUS: It don’t MATTER-R-R “how you look at it” it comes out the same. …(20% is SUGGESTED!).
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…and Kyroot said:
One man had a hearing-ear dog who was deaf; And another guy said: “I’ve got a brother JUST like that.”
A man asks himself: “What is the difference in thinking you’ve heard a Kyroot before?,
And believing that you’ve all ready heard it?”
The new college’s motto is: “A merry go hound is a terrible thing to waste.”
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..”Words-as-ladders”
Received their inspiration from watching men think and eat their feet.
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…and Kyroot said:
Local conditions said: “We’re ALL being measured for a full-time, personal suit.”,
While its evil twin said: “Don’t you wish!”
And Kyroot’s pleasant twin noted:
In the herd, EVERY body’s an individual.
…(If you feel some smart aleck line should follow this, you’ll have to provide it yourself).
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“Hey!’ , thought a guy to Kyroot, “Quit trying to spare Our feelings: Anyone alive and thinking has an evil twin!”
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…and Kyroot said:
A thoughtful, successful city chap listened to some revolutionist ideas for a bit, then said:
“If I wanted life ruined I certainly do not have to come over here with you people.”
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…and Kyroot said:
As he looked upon and pondered upon the nature of the fields in the city, a man thought:
“Local conditions settle on us like locusts.” And pursuing this line of noodlin’ a bit further thought: “Perhaps I could start a new religion with a John Deere thrasher as god.”
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Inside the cookie was a note: “HELP! – I’ve fallen into a silo of Mirrors. Help!”
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…and this item from Kyroot:
While so many were gathered together in the same location, The vice-mayor took the opportunity to say to them jointly:
“My friends: Men START metaphors, and men can END metaphors! —
— But not just today, if you don’t mind, Or else we’ll ALL be ‘out-of-a-story’ to be in.” (Then.– After a momentary pause, As they processed, then understood what he’d just said, They began:to applaud wildly as they yelled and spat high, into the air.)
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“The Logic Of It All The All Of The Logic”: Warnings don’t mean much to a dead man! — That’s why he’s DEAD.
The Deceased Lobby has contacted our show to say that we spend too much time on the subject . …(Their motto is: “Let sleeping dogs sleep, or else they may put us ALL to sleep!”; …[And sentiments well said — IF I may say so on their behalf] )
Just after lunch, the teacher asked a student: “Describe the dead.” And the lad replied: “Those extremely afraid of life.” ; (And a boy’s brain in the back row punched him and said: “See!, that’s exactly what I’VE Been telling you about the way you’re thinking!”)
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…and Kyroot took note:
One.alert young chap finally saw it:’ “The drugs you can get inside the closet are some other dumb person’s discarded sweat.”
Side note: A would-be, prophet in one internal area space phewed:
“Phew! — Sometimes it’s too funky in here even for J.B.!”
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More detailed odes to life in the city: As things “fall apart”, men wait for them to do so; Hey! – whene’d that revolutionist go?!…
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…and Kyroot said: One man decided: “I’ll only refer to myself on weekends’ – or when I’m drunk….or out of town….or.-
out of my mind.”
Tip: When you “know how”, you TOO can “make decisions” without paying ANYONE even a DIME’S worth of royalties.
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And for all the frothing lexophiles, Kyroot pulled out another one:
The creative: The elevators in Life’s secondary condos.
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The barker worked the crowd: “Step right up folks!, Come on in and SEE: The nervous system that walks!, It talks!, It moves its head around, and seems. damn-near, ALIVE! — Only 25 cents folks — can you believe IT?! — -Step right up folks! — Step right up close — but not TOO close!”
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…and Kyroot said:
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…and Kyroot said:
A city wise man declared: “A man on a mission doesn’t HAVE to prove where he’s going — That’s part of the benefit.”, And the collective instantly leaped at its own throat and declared right back:
“We’re ALL on a mission!, by god! — we’re ALL on a mission!”
The herd can always learn from a well-placed example; It can also learn with OUT one…. …But it seems to make more sense TO it, when it apparently HAS one.
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And just as the tortured prisoner lapsed again into unconsciousness from the beatings, He heard the interrogators ask.: “Does the name; Chaney Philpot ring a bell?”-
Once, in another universe, there was a small band of creatures who had as their Main interest in life, The attempt to take ANY thing said or seen — no matter how silly or serious –
And extract from it, some sort of allegorical lesson.
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…and
Picking his teeth and smiling, the man observed: “The great thing about stupidity is that it’s not a metaphor for anything.”
* William Tell wouldn’t have been NEAR so pissed if he could’ve aimed more directly for his OWN heart. *
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…and,
A viewer says: “Wake me, when the revolution gets serious.”
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…and Kyroot said:
Musing on certain revolutionist ideas, one man thought: “If words did have their own purpose and energy as a species,
Rather than any definitive significance individually, Then the entire complexion of human communication would be altered.”
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…and Kyroot said:
A rebel’s nervous system need be like a condo whose basement floor has no floor. (Not bothering to mention, of course, an always “open-aired” upstairs.)
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Someone writes to Miss Etiquette: “As you get old can you get dumb along with it?” Yes! — and if you let yourself get real,.REAL old you won’t realize it:
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…additional, “Word-smithing” from the anvil of Kyroot:
The secondary’s view of its primary habitat: A man with a dog.
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While talking to himself on a Tuesday a man said: “What can you say when you’ve ‘Said it all’?!” And replied: “You can start all over again.”
Being run down by Wednesday is especially dangerous Inasmuch as it’s not required to have a vehicle registration, or tag.
“Yes”, said the wise old heimer, “Dying IS one way for the dumb to get out of town.”
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…and Kyroot of Gibraltar said:
It’s hard to be a martyr on a full stomach.
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On a slip of paper, a lad wrote this: The secondary world: A merry go round that can never stop.
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…and to a lively flock of chickees, Kyroot said:
BEING a bottomless-well, and falling inTO one, are two different things, little cluckers.
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…and Kyroot gladly noted: A herd, is a happy herd.
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…and Kyroot said:
The pleasure of the revolution is that ultimately you are the only role model you have.
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…and no matter what time your rawhide watch says it is, Kyroot told you,
(As regards the, “Carrying on thing”):
Those who ONCE understood what the revolution is about are presently dead.
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The guy in the fancy robes told His Majesty
“Just before you die, life gives everybody an award.”
A neural king who’ll believe anything’ll believe anything.
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Local Quiz: Why do men sing at funerals? Because most mortuaries don’t have a jukebox…. or a Dancing License.
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…and Kyroot said:
After thinking on a certain matter I’ve recently raised, a man pondered:
“If the children that result from passionless sex are of a physical quality less than Life finds desirable, Then what might I learn therefrom regarding the intellectual off-springs produced by my a Passive acceptance of the collective’s uninspiring mental attention?” 92129-73
Yes, (said Kyroot), Life conspires! — Life conspires to help itself. (Case closed — Class dismissed.)
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…and Kyroot said:
Just after it gets to be “too late”, Many men.will say: “I KNEW it was about to be.”, And if there seems to be any doubt, they’ll turn to life and say: “Didn’t I, Mommy!”
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