The Endlessly Reproducible Experiment
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November 30, 1988
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Excursion
For New People: Write about what you have thus far learned from Paradigm.
And Kyroot Said…
In the City there are none so short but what dying won’t
increase their stature.
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Heard this feller say he felt like he “got up on the wrong
side of the day.”
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There IS a difference between a secret and simply not
talking about something.
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Remember this, Number 278: A guy’s not necessarily famous
just because you and he both THINK he is.
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In a City emergency ward they recently admitted a Man with
severely sprained lips; seems he heard, then tried to sing the
song, “I’m Gonna Live Until I Die,” but he was convinced the
title was backwards.
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I heard yet another comment from that City Claims
Department: “Look, just because I don’t have a ticket doesn’t
mean I’ve got to take something.”
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You KNOW you’ve safely arrived in a City when you find the
best known work of their most humorous poet is entitled, “Ode To
A Dead Child.”
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Through a mix up in this machine I was trying out, I
recently found myself in the staggering midst of some sort of
City poetry festival, and before I could extricate myself I heard
the following from two gents who seemed to have been engaged in
verbal combat: “Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Blake,/ What a
souffle they would make./ English words and thoughts so dear,/
Waitress, bring another beer.” And in return this bard received:
“Many’s a poet who at this hour,/ Spreads sad seeds and plows so
dour./ Stand back folks and let ‘er bloom,/ No one’s gettin’
outa this room.” (I did not stay for the announcement of a
victor.)
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Unless you’re just wastefully determined to use high test in
a lawn mower, always take the easy way out, (assuming, of course,
that you can properly spot the ole greasy way.)
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If it’s on the news it can’t be used.
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I would like to nominate the following comment I recently
heard for this year’s Safe Statement Award, “Something must be
left to chance.”
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If there is no word for it, make one up; then don’t tell
anyone about it; then forget it.
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Guy said, “I’ve been in love, in debt, and in the bottle,
and I must confess, I DO have a preference.”
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I am disturbed by the similarity of the words, “brain” and
“pain.”
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Never try and cash in the chips of your famousness unless
you’re really, really ready to leave the game for good…. by
way, I might add, of lethal disappointment.
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Never get into “playing the dozens” if you only count to
ten.
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Remember this, said the first, “The Man guarding the gate is
NOT the gate itself.” “Yeah,” said number two, “but sometimes He
might as WELL be.” “‘Yeah,’ your ass,” came the coda.
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A “load off your mind” just puts it on somebody else’s.
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Why is it that all the world’s “Great Literature” seems to
have already been written? Has the past, in some way, been
secretly acting as those dead dudes’ agent?
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Don’t use your “legit” voice when sittin’ in the with the
Isley Brothers.
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There is this “one little thing” that everyone’s forgot.
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