Dismiss all talents you do not possess.
Anticipate constantly looming catastrophes and share your foresight.
Analyze your past endlessly to others gives an added dimension.
Search continually for new ways of getting sympathy.
Announce that you know the world is full of people trying to con you, but that you’re too smart to fall for it, or else so angry already that they shouldn’t even try.
Attack those who seem mentally weaker, dumber than you; that’s what your superiority is for.
Describe yourself in unending, unlimited detail.
Never ignore an insult.
Answer all criticism.
Seek attention relentlessly.
Tell everyone how you feel about everything.
Brood privately if necessary but publicly if possible.
Spread sarcasm where it is needed and will provide the maximum benefit.
Replay past games in your mind; future winners always plan.
Identify the sources of your psychological wounds.
Never forget – even for an instant that most humans are idiots.
Always make note of irony when it pops up and how its recipients deserved it.
Ridicule others before they can you…and most importantly of all: Keep nothing to yourself.
(Also known as: “How To Be Normal” and “How Not To Disturb Yourself.”)
J.