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93118- 1
WHAT THE ORDINARY CAN’T-BELIEVE IS THAT
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU ORDINARILY ARE, INSOFAR AS HOW FAR YOU MIGHT OTHERWISE GO.
THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS BOTH CORRECT, UNTRUE, FULLY FUNCTIONAL, AND INOPERABLE, AND A DEPENDABLE SCHEDULE OF COMING EVENTS & DEPARTURES.
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THE MAN TOLD THE PHYSICIAN:
“MOST OF MY LIFE I’VE HAD A HEADACHE.”,
AND HIS MIND JUMPED FROM THE EXAM TABLE, EXCLAIMING: “HEY – DON’T BLAME ME!”
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THERE’RE AT LEAST TWO FORMS, READILY AVAILABLE IN THIS REALITY: THE COLLECTIVE, “HERD-CONSCIOUSNESS”,
AND THE INDIVIDUAL, “HEAD” KIND.
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IF YOU’RE JUST A ROUTINE, PEA-BRAIN, LIFE WON’T STEP ON YOU, INTELLECTUALLY.
…SURE IT WILL! —
BUT IF YOU’RE A PEA-BRAIN — YOU’LL NEVER NOTICE,
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A LITTLE ITEM FROM THE MUSIC SCENE:
ONE GUY’S LATEST RELEASE IS ENTITLED: “I CAN’T LET LIFE DRIVE ME CRAZY.”, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO COINCIDE WITH LIFE’S LATEST: “SURE You CAN!”
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ONE DAY A COUPLE OF PLANETS WERE TALKING AND THE FIRST ONE SAID: “How’s IT GOIN’?”, AND THE SECOND ONE REPLIED:
“OH, REAL NICE — MECHANICAL AND PREDICTABLE, JUST LIKE IT SHOULD BE, HOW’S BY YOU?”, AND THE FIRST ONE SAID:
“WELL…ALRIGHT, I GUESS — BUT I’VE NOW GOT THESE CREATURES RUNNING AROUND WHO CAN THINK, AND THE MAIN THING THEY SEEM TO THINK ABOUT IS HOW THEY SHOULDN’T BE SO MECHANICAL AND PREDICTABLE.”,
AND THE SECOND WORLD GASPED: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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IN THIS WORLD ARE TWO GROUPS: THE THINKERS, AND THE BEHAVIORISTS — THEY’RE BOTH IN FAVOR OF CHANGE, BUT ONE BUNCH IS SHOOTING BLANKS.
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IF GUILT WAS OF USE TO AN INTELLIGENT MAN,
WE’D ALL BE PERFECTED AS SOON AS WE SPOKE.
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THE PROOF THAT THE DUMB DON’T KNOW HOW DUMB THEY ARE
IS IN THE FACT THAT IF THEY DID THEY’D RAISE A STINK ABOUT IT.
(OH) THEY’RE CERTAINLY MAJOR “DISTURBANCE-CAUSERS IN MANY AREAS) BUT NEVER ABOUT THIS SPECIFICALLY.)
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SURPRISE!, SURPRISE!
AS SOON AS HE AWOKE EVERY MORNING,
ONE MAN FOUND HIS MIND ALREADY RUNNING FULL SPEED.
..WAIT! — YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING SURPRISE’?
ARCHAEOLOGY UNNERVED
IN THIS UNIVERSE, GOD’S NAME WAS ORIGINALLY, “AUTO PILOT”, BUT IT WAS TOO LONG FOR THE MARQUEE,
TIP
DON’T EVER ASSUME THAT YOUR MIND IS THIS UNIVERSE, AND THAT THE ABOVE COULD BE APPLICABLE,
OR YOU TOO COULD BE UNNERVED.
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AFTER DECADES OF QUITE ACTIVE CONSUMERISM,
ONE DAY,
THIS ONE MAN
SHOWED UP AT THE COMPLAINT COUNTER OF THE MAIN STORE AND DECLARED: “I WISH TO RETURN EVERY THING THAT I’VE EVER PURCHASED!” THE NAME OF THE STORE WAS,”COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE”,
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TAKE A LESSON FROM ROVER
SINCE EVEN DOGS WILL SCRATCH WHERE THEY DON’T ACTUALLY ITCH, WHAT LESS CAN YOU EXPECT FROM YOUR MIND!?
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ONE MAN ATTEMPTED TO SO MUSE:
“WELL, IF THE MIND IS LIKE A TRAIN,
AND CONSCIOUSNESS IS LIKE A TRAIN STATION, THEN WHY AM I TIED TO THE TRACKS!?”
THIS IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WHY THE NON-PROFESSIONAL SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HANDLE METAPHORS.
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THE REASON THAT THE SOCIAL SCIENCES, (SUCH AS PSYCHOLOGY, SOCIOLOGY, AND ECONOMICS), CANNOT ENGAGE IN PREDICTIONS WITH THE SAME DEGREE OF SUCCESS AS CAN THEIR HARDER COUNTERPARTS, PHYSICS, CHEMISTRY AND THE LIKE, IS BECAUSE, UNLIKE THEIR BRETHREN/ THEY SEEM UNABLE TO SEE LIFE ITSELF AS AT ALL ALIVE.
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A MAN ASKED A GENIE:
“IF I GAVE YOU ONE WISH, WHICH WOULD I WANT: lu DG LUrlD Mill/ nmrrl., OR, CURIOUS AND SAPPY?, OR JUST BE ME AND
STILL FEEL CRAPPY?”
— AND DAMN’F THE FAIRY DIDN’T NOT KNOW!
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ONE MAN SAID TO HIS CURRENT”PERSONAL SELF”:
“SOMETIMES I THINK YOU’RE NOTHING BUT PRETENTION1”,
AND IT REPLIED: “HEY, HEADS UP! — TALK ABOUT YOUR,’BOY GENIUS’!”
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THE NEWS – AND MORE
HEADLINE: “MUSICIANS FROM FIVE STATES, (INCLUDING, INTOXICATED), ARE EXPECTED TO ATTEND,”
ANALYSIS: CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS THEMSELVES CAN PROVE DISAPPOINTING,
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ANOTHER WAY TO KEEP FROM BEING MORE CONSCIOUS
AS LONG AS YOU BELIEVE YOU’RE LOST,
YOU’LL USE UP MOST OF YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET BACK HOME.
,..HEY, DON’T THANK ME! —
IT WAS EITHER TELL YOU THAT OR SHOOT YOU.
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AND Now — THIS NOTE:
MEN CAN CALL IT ANYTHING THEY WANT TO,
BUT A CONSCIOUSNESS THAT IS NOT INDEPENDENT OF THOUGHT IS NOT THE ONE THAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.
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A MOTHER TOLD HER DAUGHTER:
“BEING DUMB IS ITS OWN REWARD! IF YOU’RE STUPID TO BEGIN WITH.’
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THE FACT
No TALK — NO EVIL,
Too SIMPLE — I DON’T BELIEVE IT,
…(FACTS ARE LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW).
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THE WAY THE ROUTINELY CIVILIZED KEEP FROM GOING CRAZY
IS BY BELIEVING THAT THEY MUST FIRST WORRY-ABOUT, AND STRAIGHTEN-OUT CIVILIZATION BEFORE EVER GIVING SUCH ATTENTION TO THEMSELVES.
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AS LONG AS I’M MY, BROTHER’S KEEPER, SELF UPKEEP
REMAINS THE CHEAPER.
…(0R, THIS REPRISE):
BULLETS TO THE BRAINS EASES PAPER CUTS’ PAINS.
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THE JUICE THAT RUNS LIFE. RUNS MAN.
BUT MEN TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
COURSE THEY’RE ‘SPOSED TO BUT.. STILL!.
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ANOTHER CURIO FROM THE FILES OF THE CITY
MANY OF THOSE IN CONSTANT SORROW.,
LOVE TO SING ABOUT BEING IN, “CONSTANT SORROW”.
-HOME OWNER TS TIP
WHAT NEED,
HAS A MAN
WITH SQUIRRELS IN HIS ATTIC, FOR A RELIGION!?
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THOSE WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING, NEVER BELIEVE ANYONE ELSE DOES EITHER.
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ONE MAN,
WHO USED TO SHOWER ALONE,
WITH COMMAS AND SEMICOLONS,
ONE MORNING SAID TO HIMSELF:
“WHERE DID ALL THIS WATER COME FROM!?”
* * *
SO! — IN CONCLUSION I’D LIKE TO SAY: “SEE!?”
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SAVE FOR THE LIGHT, IN HIS OWN HEAD, NOTHING LEADS MAN, NOTHING EVER DID.
“SEE!?”
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FOREVERNESS AND THE MORE CONSCIOUS MAN
ANYTHING A MORE AWAKENED MAN UNDERTAKES TO DO PERMANENTLY, HE DOES ON THE U.F.N. BASIS — “UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE”.
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ALERT! — TRAVELER’S ALERT
THE STOMACH’S A TERRORIST! —
AND IT’S GONNA TAKE THE BRAIN ALONG WITH IT!
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CATTLE NEWS
As HERDS BECOME VERBAL, THEY BECOME INSTITUTIONS (BUT THEY’RE STILL HERDS.)
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THE DUMB HAVE MORE FUN THAN ANY BODY,
BUT THE PROBLEM IS THAT THEY DON’T KNOW THAT THEY DO — AND, DON’T KNOW THAT THEY COULD HAVE EVEN MORE.
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ONE MAN WAS HIS OWN “MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER”,
BUT OFTTIMEs HE’D ONLY SHOW UP AT THE LECTURES
BECAUSE OF THE FREE CHOW —
OF PROMISES, THREATS AND GUILT.
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A MAN THOUGHT:
“I DON’T LIKE A CERTAIN NASTY TURN THAT LIFE HAS RECENTLY TAKEN.”, AND LIFE ASKED: “AND WHICH NASTY TURN MIGHT THAT BE, MY BOY?”,
AND THE MAN REPLIED: “YOU GIVING BIRTH TO ME WITH THIS MIND YOU GAVE ME,”, AND LIFE GOOD-NATUREDLY LAUGHED,
AND WENT ON ABOUT ITS BUSINESS AS ALWAYS,
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RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHY DISTILLED To DIGEST FORM
WE’RE ALL BORN PEA BRAINS THEN WE SLIP.
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AND A FELLOW SCRUNCHED UP HIS FOREHEAD:
“BUT IF I QUIT THINKING ABOUT WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE THINKS ABOUT,
WHAT’LL I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT!?”
* * * DEFINITION:
THE COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE OF MAN: JUST SOMETHING ELSE TO WORRY ABOUT.
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TRANSCENDENTAL QUIZ TIME
WHY HISTORICALLY, HAVE THOSE WHO SEEM TO OF UNDERSTANDING EVENTALILLY SAID THAT, “LIVING FOR OTHERS” IS THE PROPER COURSE.
ANSWER: BECAUSE EVERYONE STILL NEEDSHAVE REACHED SOME EXTRAORDINARY LEVEL
HOBBY.
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YES, TRUE:
THE MIND HAS A THOUSAND EYES,
To SEE A THOUSAND SIGHTS, BUT, LIFE’S ALREADY SEEN ‘EM ALL BEFORE.
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THE MIND IS THE END OF ONE OF MAN’S NERVOUS SYSTEMS, MAN IS THE END OF ONE OF LIFE’S,
COLOR MAN: “THE LATE ARRIVER”.
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ONE FINE MORNING,
ONE MAN LOOKED DIRECTLY AT THE SUN,
BY WAY OF HIS BATHROOM MIRROR,
AND SANG OUT:
“I CAN EAT,
I CAN SLEEP,
I CAN SCREW AND RUN —
WHAT MORE SHOULD I ASK OF,’BEING ALIVE’!?”,
AND THE SKIES REPLIED: “WHY, NOTHING MY BOY NOTHING ELSE A’TALL.”
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EVEN ON THE LAST DAY OF THE WEEK,
THERE ARE BIRDS WHO — WHEN FRIGHTENED BY THE SOUND OF CATS -STILL TURN TEMPORARILY RELIGIOUS.
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ONE MAN’S CIVIL-EDUCATED, “MIND-BODY CONNECTION” SAID TO HIM:
“DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME LOOKING — THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A,’RECTAL MIRROR’.” — AND THE ALL-STAR, ALL-CITY CHORUS RAISED HIGH THEIR JOYFUL VOICES: “AREN’T WE GLAD! — INDEED, WE GLAD!”
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FACT
THERE IS NO CONSCIOUSNESS BUT, “INDEPENDENT CONSCIOUSNESS” -ALL ELSE IS SIMPLY, “MIND CONSCIOUSNESS”.
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NOW TIME FOR A SHORT BREAK WHILE WE BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
EVERYONE’S MORE CONSCIOUS THAN THEY THINK.
AND NOW, BACK.
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IN MID-STEP, A MAN STOPPED AND THOUGHT: “WE KNOW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS WAITING FOR, BUT WHAT’S HOLDING UP A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN!?
….WHERE IS HE!? —
WHAT TIME IS IT!? -WHEN WILL I GET HERE?”
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TACT-OF-FACTS
EVERYBODY ALWAYS STOPS TOO SOON.
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MATH TO CAUSE WRATH
(I’S GONNA SAY, “LOGIC” INSTEAD OF “MATH”, BUT NOTHING RHYMES WITH IT.)
ONLY MAN TAKES DRUGS THAT HE MAKES;
ONLY MAN HAS THE MIND CAPABLE OF MAKING DRUGS;
ONLY MAN — HAVING A MIND — FEELS THE NEED TO MAKE DRUGS.
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THE NORMAL HUMAN NERVOUS SYSTEM IS A WONDROUS THING,
IT CULMINATES AT THE TOP END EITHER AT A BED,
A BUFFET,
A CHURCH, OR LIQUOR STORE, OR EVEN SOME PLACE ELSE
…IF YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN DRUGS, AND
NEVER GET CAUGHT AT IT.
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“DADDY, ARE CERTAIN DRUGS A LOT LIKE BEING MORE CONSCIOUS?”, “YES SON, THAT AND EVERYTHING ELSE.”
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WHAT CAN ALWAYS BE USEFUL IN ATTEMPTING TO, “BOOST THE JUICE & EXPAND THE SPARK” IS A GOOD DOSE OF FEAR, AND SOME GOOD OLD BRUTE FORCE.
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BEING SERIOUS IS NO CRIME -TAKING IT SERIOUSLY IS!
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PONDER
WHY DOES LIFE MAKE LOCAL RELIGIOUS LEADERS DRESS LIP FUNNY? — THAT’S EASY: SO PEOPLE WON’T DARE LAUGH AT THEM.
QUERY
WHY DO YOU MENTALLY DRESS UP LIKE EVERY DAY’S HALLOWEEN?
OH, I’M SORRY — I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COSTUME. (OOPS!)
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As SOON AS HIS MIND
CAME STAGGERIN’ IN,
IT SAID: “I KNOW, I KNOW – ‘WHERE’VE YOU BEEN!?”
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A VIEWER SUBMITS:
“I CANNOT AGREE WITH YOUR INSINUATIONS REGARDING THE NEXUS AND CORRELATION BETWEEN MAN’S MIND AND HIS ROUTINE PHYSICAL FUNCTIONS,
FOR IF THIS WERE SO, WE’D BE WEARING UNDERWEAR ON OUR HEADS.
YOURS SINCERELY.„,”
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NOTE TO OUTLAW CHANNEL THUGS
IF THE CONNECTION BETWEEN YOUR BODY AND YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS IS AS CLOSE AS THE ONE WITH YOUR MIND,
THEN I MUST TELL YOU THAT YOU’RE NOT ACTUALLY CONSCIOUS,
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“HEY BERT — WHERE’S THE TV GUIDE? —
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ROLLER DERBY ANYWAY,
SINCE I BANNED IT FROM MY BRAIN?”
“WHY JUST LOOK AROUND YOU, OLD CHUM —
IT’S RIGHT BACK WHERE IT BELONGS,”
“No BERT — YOU MEAN IT’S RIGHT BACK WHERE IT’S ALWAYS BEEN,”
AND NOW, AS WE END OUR BROADCAST DAY, INSTEAD OF THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, WE ASK YOU TO JOIN US IN SINGING: “THAT’S LIFE”,
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ONE INTERESTED PARTY FINALLY REFLECTED TO HIMSELF: “WHY STARVE THE BODY TO CALM THE MIND!? —
IS THERE NOT, PERCHANCE — A MORE DIRECT APPROACH!?”
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A USEFUL TIP, VIA DEFINITION, FOR THOSE FORCED To TAKE AN APARTMENT HERE
FOR THE NEXT FEW YEARS:
LEARNED MORALITY: CRACKS IN THE CE[LING,
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THOUGH CERTAINLY NEVER NOTICED,
THE PURPOSE BEHIND MOST ORDINARY CONVERSATION
IS THE ATTEMPT BY ONE PERSON TO GIVE ANOTHER PERSON’S MIND — SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
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DURING TIMES OF CHILL,
ONE MAN WOULD FILL THE HOLES IN HIS TEETH WITH SILICONE WEATHER-STRIPPING SO AS TO KEEP THE WIND OUT OF HIS BRAIN.
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MUNDANE MYSTICS RUN THE REOCCURRING RISK OF TRYING TO CATCH A RAT, WHILE BELIEVING THAT THEY MUST FIRST LET ONE IN, FROM WITHOUT.
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ONE MAN SAID TO HIMSELF: “IF I NEED YOUR HELP, I’LL ASK FOR IT.” — AND HAD NO RESPONSE FOR HIMSELF.
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THERE ARE STILL MANY MARVELOUS THINGS A CLOSED SYSTEM CAN DO —
BUT SITTING IN ITS OWN LAP — IN A WET DIAPER! — IS NOT ONE OF THEM.
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A MAN OF INDEPENDENT MENTAL MEANS CAN AFFORD EXTENDED CONNOTATIONS FOR SUCH CONCEPTS AS: RATS, DIAPERS, MYSTICS, AND SYSTEMS.
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THE HERD-CONSCIOUS, CIVILIZED BELIEVE THAT A MAN’S. CHARACTER TS HIS HIGHEST POINT,
WHILE A CLEAR MIND KNOWS OTHERWISE.
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IF BEHAVIOR WAS THE GATEWAY TO SPACE, ALL OF THE GUILTY WOULD BE IN ORBIT.
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AN EXPLORER WITH EXTRAORDINARY BINOCULARS
SHOULDN’T FOCUS IN ON JUST ONE STABLE, VERBAL SIGHT.
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ONE MAN WAS HIS OWN WORST ENEMY —
EXPLAINING THAT UNDER HIS PRESENT FINANCIAL CONDITIONS, IT WAS THE BEST HE COULD DO,
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…AND HERE’S AN UPDATE TO A MUSICAL STORY WE COVERED EARLIER:
LIFE CONTACTED ME TO SAY THAT WHILE IT’S TRUE THAT MAN’S MAIN THEME SONG IS: “THAT’S LIFE.”)
LIFE’S IS: “I DID IT MY WAY.”
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WRAPPING HIS ARM, PARENTALLY AROUND THE LITTLE NIPPER’S NECK,
ONE FATHER WALKED WITH HIS YOUNG SON LIP TO THE VERY EDGE OF THE HIGH CLIFF, OVERLOOKING THE CITY, THEIR COLLECTIVE FELLOWMAN — LOCAL REALITY ITSELF, AND AS THEY GAZED OUT ACROSS THE WIDE SIGHT THAT LAY BEFORE THEM, THE OLD MAN SAID TO THE LAD:
“SON, IF YOU THINK LIFE’S DUMB — JUST WAIT’LL YOU GET A LOOK AT YOU.”
THE SUN THEN LEISURELY BEGAN TO SET, AS THEY BOTH JUST STOOD THERE.
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WHAT IS ONE OF THE GRANDER DEFINITIONS OF BEING CIVILIZED? —
OKAY, I’LL TELL YOU: IT’S TREATING MAN AS THOUGH HE IS OTHER THAN HE IS.
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PROPER NAMES — IMPROPER PEOPLE.
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BULLET AND A LABEL?
— BETWEEN A CRUTCH AND A SELF-REFERENCE?
HOW CAN AN EAGLE FLY? — BECAUSE IT DOESN’T KNOW WHAT ITS NAME IS.
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PROPER NAMES — IMPAIRED PEOPLE.
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ONE GUY TRIES TO EXPLAIN:
“IT’S NOT MY FAULT! — LIFE MAKES ME TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!”
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THERE IS NO CONSCIOUSNESS, BUT “INDEPENDENT CONSCIOUSNESS”,
ALL ELSE IS SIMPLY THE MENTAL VARIETY, AND OF NO PARTICULAR SIGNIFICANCE
REGARDING CERTAIN MATTERS,
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A MAN THOUGHT:
“I GUESS, JUST FOR MY OWN MENTAL SATISFACTION AND WELL BEING, I SHOULD, ONCE AND FOR ALL DECIDE WHICH IS THE DUMBEST: POLITICS, RELIGION, EDUCATION, OR ME?!”
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A “CONTEST-WITH-NO-PRIZES” GENERALLY GOES BY THE NAME OF: “MAN’S-COLLECTIVE-CURIOSITY”,
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JUST AS BEING MORE CONSCIOUS IS A PRIVATE AFFAIR — SO’S EVERYTHING ELSE,
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THE TRUE SLAYING OF THE EGO – (SO OFTTIMES BY MAN, SPOKEN OF),
REFERS NOT TO THE VANITY OF THE BODY, BUT THE PREJUDICE OF THE MIND.
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MORE TREPTIVATING TRIVIA
ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS TO DO IS TO MAKE WHAT ORDINARY PEOPLE SAY,
SOUND IMPORTANT.
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ENCOURAGEMENT FOR THOSE WHO DON’T WANT To MAKE ANY ADDITIONAL EFFORT
THE MIND IS A DANGEROUS WEAPON! —
AS LONG AS YOU LIVE IN A VAT OF PEANUT BUTTER.
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A FATHER SAID TO HIS SON:
“EVEN STUPID CHILDREN ARE CUTE TO THEIR MOTHERS,
WHICH IS WHY YOU EVENTUALLY GOTTA BECOME YOUR OWN PARENTS TO ESCAPE IT.”
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AFTER YEARS OF MENTALLY DREAMING, PLOTTING, AND STUMBLING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF SOME INCREASED CONSCIOUSNESS, ONE MAN FINALLY SAID TO HIS MIND: “EITHER DO IT — OR JUST SHUT UP ABOUT IT!”
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REALITY WAS FREE FROM THEORY UNTIL MAN APPEARED — NOW HE EXEMPLIFIES IT,
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WHAT THE MIND IS — ITS HISTORY & CONSTRUCTION: A SUCCINCT SURVEY:
THE MIND IS WHATEVER THE MIND CREATES SORT OF.
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A CERTAIN FATHER ASSURED HIS SON:
“THE DUMB ARE JUST LIKE THE REST OF US — THEY JUST TALK LOUDER,”
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ONE MAN TOLD HIS MIND:
“THE DUMB ARE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME — EXCEPT THEY LISTEN TO YOU!”
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ALL QUESTIONS REGARDING: ONTOLOGY, EPISTEMOLOGY, COSMOLOGY, THEOLOGY, AND EVERY OTHER DAMN KIND OF OLOGY — TOTALLY EXPLAINED, (BRIEFLY):
THE PURPOSE OF MAN’S EXISTENCE IS THE PROOF OF HIS EXISTENCE,
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ALTHOUGH IT IS NOT ACTUALLY THE MIND THAT IS LIBERATED, ONE MUST HAVE MIND TO BE FREED FROM SOMETHING.
931/8-69
SOME SHOW BIZ NEWS FROM OUT ON THE PLAINS
No MATTER HOW HE’S DRESSED, OR WHAT HE’S CALLED, A MAN WITHOUT HIS OWN MATERIAL IS A COW,
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CITY INTELLECTUALS: THE HOMELESS, DESERVING OF NO PITY.
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COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE: THE HOMELESS WHO WILL DESTROY YOU.
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YOU CAN LEAD A MIND TO CONSCIOUSNESS,
BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE IT UNDERSTAND WHAT’S GOING ON,
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QUIZ TIME
A GUY LOOKED AT LIFE AND SAID: “OKAY! — I GIVE UP!?!”
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EXCERPT FROM THE “COW PATTIE HANDBOOK”
HUMOR AIMED AT THE HERD IS SELDOM ENLIGHTENING.
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THOUGH THE BODY BREATHES —
THOSE WHO DO NOT ROUSE THEMSELVES MENTALLY ARE DEAD ALREADY,
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THE COLLECTIVE, HERD-CONSCIOUSNESS OF MAN IS ALWAYS IN A TANGLE, & ON A RAMBLE, WHICH IS THEN REFLECTED IN EACH INDIVIDUAL’S MIND.
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A HERD HAS A THOUSAND EYES — A REAL MAN, BUT ONE.
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WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN UNCIVILIZED, UNREPENTANT GANGSTER, AND A MORE CONSCIOUS MAN? —
NEITHER ONE OF THEM GIVES A DAMN —
BUT THE CONSCIOUS MAN DOESN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
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STORY
A MAN LOOKED IN A POND AND THOUGHT: “How CAN YOU EVER STOP THE MIND!?”, AND THE WIND REPLIED: “WHY WOULD YOU MURDER LIFE!?”
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UNDERSTANDING HAS NO END — STORIES DO,
….AND EVEN A CONSCIOUS MAN WOULDN”T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT —
— EVEN IF HE COULD.
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