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93088- 1
Being partisan takes no practice -Neither does being ordinary,
Routine, Every-day, Hum-drum & stupid!
…or anything ELSE that —
(May-god-have-mercy-on-us) — comes “natural”.
93088- 2
One man said to the older, more settled part of his mind:
“If you’re going to try and keep up with how, and what I’m now thinking,
Rather than me doing a running translation/explanation for you,
You do your own simultaneous commentary that reminds you:
‘Short-hand,
Short-cut,
It’s all just as it seems’ —
and at NO time — EVER lose sight of the ‘wall’.”
93088- 3-
The Reality Of Mortal Morality Conclusively Noted:
What is goodness and righteousness but power!?
— power unique;
The ability to exercise what men dream of as being certain –
“Manly talents” — via the intellect.
The full realization of this would be, “True Morality”.
Thus it is that if there is any real “terror” to man
It is not in his potential! —
Not in his potential to ultimately execute
All of those powers singular to the human mind,
But rather in his eternal, natural inability to do so.
931088- 4
A man thought: “It’s getting harder to take the ‘serious’ seriously.”
Arid still another man mused: “If it weren’t for ‘punctuation’, I’d be home by now.”
93088- 5
The secret son of a secret sun sang this little song:
Thinking, thinking, All is thinking; Everything else is, Simply dreaming.
The real, inalterable reason earthlings’ myths, legends and religious dreams
Can’t be, “seen-in-reduction” as:
“Attempts-to-extend-thinking”,
Is because no one wants to!
(Least wise,
Bad enough
To do anything extraordinary about it.)
93088- 6
A man without potential,
Is not a real man.
93088-7
A man without potential,
Has no real tomorrow.
93088- 8
Living in herds
Is one method whereby
Those with no originality seek to submerge the fact.
93088- 9
Anyone who tells you they don’t, “lend out their brains”, Is for sure, no real thinker.
** Use it! –
Lose it! — or,
Never have it in the first place. **
After watching our show,
A viewer says:
“After watching your show — I just — ‘can’t go on’!
Of course I never could! —
But before now — I never REALIZED IT! Thanks, bunches!”
93088-10
Tell me — How can man be a suitable object for censure!?:
Hormonally — he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing! —
And Neurally — he’s not SUPPOSED TO!
Only a man who tries to think more than is necessary,
Has any right to ever feel guilty —
— And of course — by his own actions, he’s already gone beyond this possibility.
Further down the midway, a cookie-butcher hummed to himself: “If justice was any sweeter,
Sugar would be passe.”
93088-11
A Child’s Garden Of Tips:
Only the dumb will settle for being normal.
93088-12
Allegories, Fitfully Mangled & Manhandled, As Well They SHOULD Be:
The unanalyzed desire for, “permanent, stable answers”
Is like the ship-wrecked searching for a totally deserted, and devastated island.
Arid “down below” —
The folksy oarsmen begin to sing that old folksy, rowing song:
“Oh —
I gotta plan,
You gotta plan,
An god’s chillin got a plan; And when we get to heaven -Believe it or not —
We gonna
Have mo’ plans than ever -Ever,
Ever —
Gonna have more plans than ever.”
93088-13
How Biology Expands In Man:
Man is the only animal that will not only stop and turn around To watch a burning pile of shit,
But will change directions so as to step in it.
93088-14
Rule # 1, (or 2, perhaps): If you don’t like it don’t look at it.
93088-15
Of ALL the creatures -On this WHOLE planet —
Man is the ONLY one who will —
Both physically AND intellectually go on blind dates.
A certain lion,
Who periodically tries to, “take-up-thinking”, thought:
“A creature who doesn’t get ‘accused’
Will never amount to much.”
And one kid told his own kid:
“Even if you don’t ‘get it’ — SAY you do.”
93088-16
When you’ve got to pay for something any way -And then you struggle against it —
It just makes it cost more.
93088-17
Though unwritten —
City, “Intellectual Ordinances”
Require that everyone keep their mind, “On a leash”.
“Well, thankfully”, sighed one man,
“At LEAST they don’t make you, ‘clean-UP’ after it!”
Telex: If you let them tell you what to do in one area —
You’ll let them tell you what to do in all —
And that, (kind, communications-fans), is how:
Herds, institutions, civilizations — and other various forms of foolishness -GET started.
93088-18
How Neurons — Still Running On A Strong HORMONAL-Mix — Tend To Make You Look At It:
That:
The past is “serious”! —
And the present – (if indeed it does actually exist) — probably — MORE SO!
But, Razor-Thinkers — as always:
When the crude attempt to so-Physically speak,
They always in part — MIS-speak.
93088-19
On his make-believe, private headstone, one thinker mentally inscribed this living epitaph:
My body may rot,
And my smile may fade,
But my mind’s gonna boogie forever.”
93088-20
The Royal Priest asked the Minister Of Finance:
“What do you call a mystic who can ‘think’?”,
And the money-muser replied: “Shh! — don’t let His Grace hear you talking like that!”
93088-21
To suit its own purposes —
One set of local intellectual conditions updated an adage for itself:
“A man convinced against his will
Is fine with me — is fine with me.”
Power comes in all flavors —
And while they taste like Neapolitan — they’re all Vanilla.
93088-22
And now I believe that Lionel has a definition for us — don’t you Lionel!?
Yes, thanks Mort, I do — and here it is:
Today’s, “Activated Thoughts”: Bubblegum for tomorrow’s POTENTIAL.
“Ahhh”, ruminated one reclining man, “I shall riot! —
By-distraction-be-entertained,
Before it is time,
And it is —
(Friends and neighbors) —
Alll Ways-s-s TIME! “
93088-23
More actual: “Anatomical Anomalies”:
Instead of having a “right and left” hemisphere to his brain
This one man had: “This side”, and the, “I-Told-You-So” side.
93088-24.
Do Not Ask: “For Whom Understanding And Logic Tolls”
The quicker the herd — the faster it moves;
The quicker the herd — the more likely it’s being run by some individuals.
…(I told you not to ASK!)
93088-25
A Backyard Song For Hormones & Neurons:
Sings the latter:
Rolling in the dirt can
Make you happy,
But a muddied up mind can
Make you sappy.
“Would you listen at that Irving! —
I’m telling you the truth —
they just don’t write ’em like that anymore!”,
“Sure they do, George, it’s just that everybody’s EARS keep on a’changin’.”
93088-26
How Life Naturally Provides Psychological Counseling For All:
Everyone’s born — immediately feeling like they, “can’t go on!”
Both local conditions,
And thinkers-of-note
Knowlingly nod when the former says:
“What’s good for me is good for everybody.”
* A hard lesson to learn —
One impossible, for the routine. *
93088-27
The Instructor explained it thusly:
“In physical conflicts,
The reason the combatants are referred to as, ‘Armed forces’
Is to distinguish them from neural ones, wherein,
The adversaries are NOT so equipped.”
93088-28
One race fan has concluded that the starting gun for, “Progress” hasn’t been fired yet.
93088-29
The Rhyme of The Ancient and Eternal Man
My mind-mouth connections is like the Beak of a pelican,
Whose oversized bill can hold
More than his betty can;
In seconds my Pips can make plain
Matters entirety unknown to my brain -And I’m
Damned if I know why the hell can.
93088-30
As he began to privately explore new areas of the woods, one man thought:
“Words sure are noisy —
And they weigh a lot more than I ever realized.”
93088-31
The dumb want help —
the dumb need help.
And on top of it all, a real thinker thinks:
“Rather than remain dumb — I’d rather not have ANYTHING!”
…(“Hey!” threw in local conditions, “That can be arranged TOO!” …
And the thinker thought: “Don’t you WISH!”])
93088-32
Another Page — Another View:
Myths, dreams, and religious allegories are
Tomorrow’s nightmares as lived through man today.
An unusual child thought:
“A simple map is a dangerous map.”
* The reason our galaxy’s large and complex Is so the cartography never stays still. *
93088-33
A Kind Of, “Rule Of Thumb” For The Greasy-Fingered:
If your thinking won’t eat everybody else’s thinking alive! –
Then your thinking’s no better than their thinking.
93088-34
One man attempted to “make friends” with the inanimate objects around him —
And they laughed at him behind his back.
93088-35
How Science Fiction Might NOT Be Fiction After All:
There already IS such a thing as a, “Time machine” — man’s mind! — hold it,
I’m not finished yet —
— Only problem is — it only runs backwards!
93088-36
This two-way communication,
Recently between us and a viewer, (beginning with the latter):
“Is, ‘Intellectual-rebellion’ the proper term?”
No.
“Then what is?”
Still — “No”.
Now on to our Quiz:
How many viewers do you guess, “get it”? —
Okay:
How many civilians do you figure “KNOW-WHY” they act civilly?
…Do we have with us any “Advanced Contestants,”
Who might care to take this line of inquiry
On into the area regarding “The Stupid”, and “Stupidity”? (Yeah, I thought not.)
93088.-37
One guy advertised himself as: “Perhaps the Most Intelligent Man Alive”,
Admitting that, “Perhaps” is an awfully-y-y big world —
But then further adding that his mind is — •perhaps — even larger.
93088-38
More — Employment News:
If you can think — every day’s pay day.
93088-39
In a confrontation, one man asked himself:
“You don’t really think that I’m ‘sub human’, do you!?”,
And responded: “No — just substandard.”
93088-40
Without a sense of originality — everyone’s the same everyone’s a cow.
93088-41
One man finally asked himself:
“Just WHO do you think you ARE?” — and couldn’t answer.
93088-42
Some New Wrapping for A Thinker’s Potential Birthday Gift:
When you set the new part of the woods on fire — you’ll know it.
Those who believe that the word, “fun” has been defined with finality,
are “full-of-it”! — and I DON’T mean — “fun”!
93088-43
Those who take city life seriously
Will inescapably take themselves seriously, mistakenly so.
93088-44
Few are those
Anxious to pay someone to
Set their woods on fire.
93088-45
Another Way To Tell If You’re A “Real Thinker”, Or Not — Via, “Self-Examination”:
If your own mind is NOT your favorite form of entertainment —
Then you’re probably (well, I’m sure you can finish it from here!)
93088-46
Few be those
Prepared to pay someone to
Set their woods ablaze.
93088-47
Here is one man’s personal principle in a certain, shall we say, “area”: (We now quote him directly):
“It is my policy NEVER to engage in ANY business, or commercial transactions
In which there are ANY conditions, restrictions, or limitations of any sort.
And — No! — I do not care to define with any more specificity,
Just what I may include in the term: ‘Business, or commercial transactions’.”
93088-48
A New Myth:
Tis said that on one world,
One day, civilization was suddenly seen for what it was — and it perforce, disappeared.
93088 -49
Bent Hint:
Many people attempt to “dramatize” their lives,
Just so’s it’ll seem more dramatic.
Hey! — don’t say that I didn’t tell-you! — BUT, If LIFE should ask —
Don’t say that I DID, either.
93088-50
The difference between a domesticated rabbit and a wild hare is that
The latter’s ears stand up straight —
Same, neurally, as the difference between the ordinary and an independent thinker.
93088-51
For ordinary minds — “Living-in-the-present” is strictly an illusion.
93088-52
One man has a verbal maneuver he uses on real serious people
When they seem to suspect that he is not taking them seriously enough! —
He will suddenly look quite sincere and intellectually-apologetic and say:
“Oh! — I didn’t KNOW you were being serious about it.”
93088-53
“Tis true”, admitted the doctor,
“Fear, can immobilize a man
But so can, ‘being alive’.”
93088-54
Every morning,
At the crack of dawn,
One man would look at himself in the bathroom mirror and say:
“Okay — if you’ve got anything better to do — DO IT!”,
And his reflection would often counter with:
“Did you say anything better to ‘DO”, or to, ‘BE’!?”
Boy! — I’ll tell you! —
Some guys who live with themselves have ALL-L-L the fun!
93088-55
And —
There was also this other man who,
More times than once,
Said to himself:
“It should be quite plain to you by now that I do NOT do, ‘interviews’!”
93088-56
Then there was yet this other man — who,
Rather than getting entangled in a prolonged dialogue — would,
First thing every morning,
Give himself just a fleeting glance and say — “Bill me!”
93088–57
So as to keep the other children from feeling ill-at-ease, and left-out,
The strange dance instructor told them:
“It’s nothing special — it’s just the, ‘Intellectual Boogie’.”
(But she lied — and she knew she lied.)
93088-58
Family wisdom passed from one father to a son:
“Never fail to take into account the, ‘X-Factor’! — even if you don’t know what it is.”
930 88 -59
The, “Get-Down Guide of Poetry” told the travelers:
“If the —
‘Roads that diverge in the wood’,
Do not diverge within you,
They do not — (dear friends) -Diverge at all.”
Scientific Corollary:
Those without, “much-of-a-chance”,
Have no chance at all.
93088-60
The terrain doesn’t change — just the maps.
93088-61
There are these things known to thinkers as:
“3rd, 4th, Even 5th, ‘Steps-Removed-From-Reatity’ Explanations”.
93088-62
The living terrain,
Does not so much “change” — as does one’s
Knowledge of the lay of the land.