There is a thing that men want to see. They do not realize that it is, in fact, sight that they want to see – they have a small problem. Men suffer from an illness that cannot be cured, or can only be cured by its correct diagnosis – which almost everyone is too ill to do.
There is a knowledge that men wish to have – which only exists in their own mind, and no one ever thinks to look there. Thus, it has acquired the title, “Secret knowledge”…funny, huh?!
There is a place that men dream of visiting – which is where they are now. Few ever notice that and there thus remains: “A place that men dream of visiting.”
The thing that men seek is SO-O-O large that it is rare for anyone to ever see it. It is, (after all), bigger than anyone’s eyes/I’s, (don’t you see?).
A shark once gained enlightenment, and just before disappearing, mumbled these three syllables: “H – 2 – O.”