Publisher’s Addendum

One of our stringers in Singapore sends in this story:

An elderly man recently interviewed on one of the out islands, says that he does not trust anyone who is complimentary to him.  He says he believes, “that they know more than they’re letting on.”

Publisher’s Addendum:

Do you think he may have somehow heard of that curious theory I told you about, that claims that everyone in the world is awake but YOU!

A local astronaut, just back from a trip, filed this report with the appropriate authorities:

Heaven is where you find it. 
Everything else is where IT finds you.

(It’s always good to hear from that part of the world, is it not?!  Here she comes back with a piled high plate for you.  You two entertain one another, I’ll be out on the terrace.)


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