Get Your Float!

Men who are frightened by thoughts are not on a first name basis therewith.



If you wanna be serious –
nobody’s gonna stop you.

If you’re ever gonna see how dumb it is –
no one is ever gonna help you.



It’s in the herd’s best interest for individual cows to remain calm.



“You want to go back to the room for awhile?”  

“Oh, that’s right we don’t HAVE a room, thank god!”



“Okay, get your float and let’s hit those waves!”

“What, you didn’t bring your float? Well, just use the fatty build-up around your thoughts.”

“Last one in is a you-know-what, (or in your case, a you-know-why.)”



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