King’s Quest

All kings know that humor can’t be jailed, fined or put on probation; it can only be executed—and the sooner the better!



Incongruity is the soul of discovery (unless you “know what you’re doing” and then you’re not going to discover anything anyway.)




     Once a year, on the dot, at the spot, this one man would call all his children together and announce, “You’re not my children.”
(They and he were always greatly relieved-and-freed, and would celebrate with preemptive abandon.)


To be completely constructive,
or totally disruptive
requires a machine
with no second thoughts.




 Just as he died, one ruler proclaimed, “History will exonerate me!”
 and history said, “You better bring several changes of underwear.”



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