Addled and Updated:
When consciousness fell to the level of the mind, it cried out: “Help – I’ve started talking and I can’t shut up!”
One guy told another guy:
“The great thing about life is that you can learn so much from it.”
And the other guy replied: “Yeah, and so little also.”
And the first guy said: “Yeah-h-h…you’re right!”
Then they both said: “Yeah-h-h – we are right!
(And they went on and on and on…)
Update on the News:
If the news wasn’t bad, it wouldn’t be the news…now would it!?
(They always stuck one guy way-y-y at the bottom of the page.)
Some Mental Help for the Consciously Hip:
Don’t think in proper nouns.
Life offered a deal to one guy: “Don’t misquote me and I won’t quote you correctly.
J.