U.F.N. (Until Further Notice)

Home Owners Tip: 
What need has a man with squirrels in his attic, for a religion!?




Those who don’t understand anything, never believe anyone else does either.




One man, who used to shower alone, with commas and semicolons, one morning said to himself:
“Where did all this water come from!?”




“So, in conclusion I’d like to say, ‘See!?’”

Save for the lazzzight,
in his own head,
nothing leads man,
nothing ever did




Foreverness and the more conscious man:

Anything a more awakened man undertakes to do permanently, he does on the U.F.N. Basis, “Until Further Notice.”


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