A certain thinker was once accused of not being “sincere” in his periodical, emotional displays of friendship, and he replied, “That’s correct, but I am also not insincere.” Now the question is – do you get it?
Here’s How the Tune Goes:
Life makes sense –
It is man who can’t make sense out of Life.
The Street Corner Commentator Declared:
“If fate had wanted us to be any different than we are, she’d have made us different.”
And a man stopped and said:
“But she did make me different from you.”
And he received the reply:
“Well – there you are!”
And the man went on down to the bakery, as he had originally planned.
Human Institutions: Faux punchlines – in search of out dated set-ups.
“Gimme two muffins and a bismark.”
A Truly Energy-Saving Tip That Almost No Human Will Ever Use:
Thinking about anything that anyone else has already thought about is worse than a waste of time – it is a hypnotic glue. Just as the cattle police were prepared to storm the building, a voice from within shouted, “I’m warning you! I’m in a trance and I know how to use it!” (Don’t we all, Elsie – don’t we all.)