Civil Definition Time:
A Mystic: A dumb man who just won’t admit it.
Okay, Truth Time:
A Mystic: An otherwise ordinary man who just can’t bear the fact.
Truth, Truth, Oh Careless Truth:
A Mystic: A Grizzly bear attempting to fly, who still has trouble climbing trees.
Truth, Truth, Oh Heartless Truth:
Fact: Originally, everyone was dumb and enjoyed climbing trees.
Fact-Fact: Basically, we’re all still ordinary and still irritated by it.
Fact-Fact-Fact: A bear’s-not-a-bear’s-not-a-dazzling-bear who doesn’t dream of sprouting wings.
P.S. Men only trip whey they’re out of town – you heard me correctly:
naked bears never stumble.