More of “Torted and Neat, Though Impossible, History…(emphasis, maybe, on the ‘Impossible’)”:
The idea for masturbation came from the body watching a rebel’s mind pleasurably free itself WITH itself.
Two View-Patterns were yacking it up and one of them said:
“It strikes me that all of life’s really great people were also kinda weird.”
“Yuck-o! What can we do about it?”
“I don’t know.”
At this year’s annual “Smart Guy’s Convention,” the lead speaker spoke these inspiring words:
“We, of superior intellect, yet ‘stand on the shoulders’ of the giants who have gone before us, and of course, we pea-brains have a similar past support network.” (And meanwhile, next door, the History Conference threateningly muttered: “Those guys better WATCH IT!”)
One man’s Operating Premise Regarding Everything: If it can be compared – it sucks.
(And an unauthorized biographer unrequestedly adds: “Coulda been a contender – coulda had a premise.”)
And for your continued “living benefit”:
Life can take a lot of crap.