History note from the Rock Pits & Slides:
Men invented “show business” when the food and sex had temporarily run out.
And a local culture said: “Hey, you can’t talk like that! My mother was in show business!”
Ole Mr. Efficiency noted: “Being your own rebel can save you a lot of money – since no one is as entertaining as you are.”
In memory of his late, “darn-near, tardy,” grandfather, the Jolly Woodsman named the newly discovered tree:
And everybody bitches,
Except hermits – who just sit together along the wall and complain.”
While the repair man was trying to fix the Foosball Game at the Ole Sorebar’s Head – I mean, Sorehead’s Bar – one of the ole regulars told the waitress as she cleaned the table: “An intellectual with a degree is like a truck driver with a license…but no truck.” They all thought that was pret-tee funny, until the guy working on the machine raised up his head and said, “You can’t talk like that – my mother used to be a truck.”