City Playground News:
You can “beat-up” dumbness, but not enough to do it any harm.
Talking about serious matters
gives men a sense of seriousness.
One man said he could see his reflection – which was “kinda weird” since he wasn’t there!
The Bunting Brothers said: “Perhaps we should roll him back up?!”
And Commander Obvious said: “Rat-recognition is important only to rats.” (And a person in the city, with a nice suit, a nice smile, a nice hair-do, a nice degree, and appropriate deportment asks: “So where does that leave me?”)
Norwegian Brown Moral:
If you’re gonna keep living in the city, there are some things you shouldn’t oughta ask about.
(Squeak, ya’ll.)
J.