Serious Matters

City Playground News:

You can “beat-up” dumbness, but not enough to do it any harm.

Talking about serious matters
gives men a sense of seriousness.

One man said he could see his reflection – which was “kinda weird” since he wasn’t there!
The Bunting Brothers said:  “Perhaps we should roll him back up?!”

And Commander Obvious said:  “Rat-recognition is important only to rats.” (And a person in the city, with a nice suit, a nice smile, a nice hair-do, a nice degree, and appropriate deportment asks:  “So where does that leave me?”)

Norwegian Brown Moral:

If you’re gonna keep living in the city, there are some things you shouldn’t oughta ask about.
(Squeak, ya’ll.)


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