Inside of the Anniversary Ring local reality gave his wife, was the inscription: “An earthquake is forever.”
The king announced a competition to find the “Worst Speller in the Kingdom,” but everyone was afraid to try TOO hard, lest his Grace had it in mind for his brother or somebody to win.
Conversation – Late Breaking Sensation:
“A quiet man is a happy man.”
“What if he’s not?”
“Well, at least you won’t know about it.”
U.Q.T.A. – (Unilateral Quiz Time Again):
What is the difference between a compost heap and an artist’s studio?
Pleading for “mercy,” (even secretly so), does only one thing: It fattens up the obesity cells of the illusionary, “Mercy God.”