For those of you still interested in such rumors, it’s said that they have eternity locked up in a closet just over the hill.
Laying down the daily paper, and turning off the TV, the kid asked, “Why do they call it the ‘news’ when there’s never anything new?”
I heard tell of a fellow so ahead-of-the-game that his thirst could be slaked by hearing the pouring of water.
Only stable myths
are worth re-telling.
One guy’s most common cry was, “Hey, there it comes again!”