A Walk in the Park

Simply admitting “you’re human,” won’t impress anybody…(leastwise anybody of any consequence).

When you hear someone say, “May I have this dance?” it’s already too late.

The proper response to all “meaningful” City axioms, proverbs and laws, should be the question:  “For what?”

Wearing two pairs of pants won’t make you smell any better.

While walking through the park one day, this one chap had the sensation of the park walking through him…he never forgot this experience, although, he never remembered it either.


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