As one little feller so aptly announced, “Any friend of me, is no friend of mine.”
In some places, it gets later before it gets any earlier.
Turgidity needs the best P.R.
Immediately after awakening, he would silently slip down the hall to the dark bathroom, carefully creep up to the medicine cabinet, then suddenly throw on the lights, leap up to the mirror, put his finger firmly on the reflected image of his nose and exclaim,
“Okay, you, hold it right there!”
A man who knows his place, will certainly always have a place…(if that’s any tepid consolation).