From the Book of Nevers:
Never believe anyone who denies it.

While brooding over his oatmeal,
a man mused aloud, “Cheap ideas are just like cheap gin.” 
And his wife said, “No they’re not,”
and he said, “Oh.”

There’s this spin-dried med-school dropout who still contends that the Elementary Canal is where simple foods are digested.

I suppose that if it did come to it, a Revolutionist COULD “eat ‘em alive.”

All acts are just that.
All acts are just what they seem.
All acts are better than they look,
and a really GOOD act
won’t come back to haunt anybody.


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