Early Warning System

Science Update, Quantum 90:

The predicted lifetime
of the average pronoun
 is now pegged at
two thousand years.

In systems of transitory dimensions, no “Early Warning System” is ever early enough.

In his backyard, near the edge of the world, this one father looks out and says, “Son, what we’re experiencing here is a ‘glut of reality.’”

While having a few cold ones over in the lateral zone, the guy standing next to me told his partner that he wasn’t going to be satisfied until he found a religion that used as their main hymn of supplication to god, the song: “Don’t Be Cruel.”

One fine morning, a chap sharply sat up in bed and exclaimed, “Ah, what I like best about being at home instead of in a hotel is that you don’t have to clean up your room!”

J.

This entry was posted in Daily News. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.