One fine morning a guy looked in his bathroom mirror, spread out his hands, and declared, “Hey, I may not be much, but I’m all I got.”  His reflection laughed so hard the toilet made ice cubes.



There’s a guy near Tripoli, with legs not at all unlike a Queen Ann table, who sez he’s got the goods on everybody – including you-know-who.



If someone in authority asks you if your partner didn’t recently, “Go to live with Elvis?” – look out!



Do note: Verbal re-packaging IS a form of new packaging.



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