Five Senses Saturday

This one flashy guy admitted he had only five senses, but added, “What a FIVE they are!”

The REAL gods
don’t ever SAY
who they really love.

“Say Pop,” said the kid, “It sure is hard to get overheated about someone else’s hobby.”  And the ole man nodded and beamed to himself, “Well even if the little fucker DOESN’T ever become a tree surgeon, he can always be the spokesperson for the Obvious & Transparent Society.”

For the big game between the red and blue teams, they gave the mid-field referee a wireless mike that fed directly to the brain stem of the whole stadium.

Another guy admitted
that his mental activities
were mostly just a
“mom and pop” operation.



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