Panty Line

Once he got a phone, this one guy was so afraid of “missing calls,” that he refused to take ANY.

 

One unlabeled upstart learned to sail at the airport, and to fly at the marina. (I fear to tell you where he learned to think.)

 

Over in one fair City, a father advised his son, “Don’t spend all your attention in one place.”
(Is this a comment on the quality of their local conditions, or on the quantity of the kid’s attention?  You decide.)

 

The way most people
wear their minds,
a panty line
is clearly visible.

 

Anyone
who takes insults seriously
needs no vocational counseling.

J.

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