Two By Two

A man with two eyes
is not your friend;
a reality with two likelihoods
cannot be your mentor.


Mused one cosmopolitan chap, “One excellent thing about being ordinary, and being alive, is that you can be ‘sick and tired of how things are,’ without the danger of any consequences.”


The faction near the front of the room then proposed the following: “Anyone who puts the term, ‘The Truth,’ in caps, in quotation marks, or both, should be either fried, shot, or both.”


When this one guy decided to re-have his second kid, this time ‘round he named him, “Wholesale Prices.”


Not being able to pronounce a word, shouldn’t necessarily stop you from MIS-pronouncing it.


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