Friday Legends

In every solar system
I’ve ever seen,
myths and legends have
their own little favorite bar
 where they hang out.

 

In the passion of his campaign for self improvement, every time he was about to arrest one of his untoward inclinations, this one guy would neurologically throw himself against the wall and shout, “Okay – assume the position!”

 

All adversaries arrive
on an ad hoc basis.

 

I overheard a fellow say to his mate that he found something “obscenely religious” in the fact that a man could hear himself talk to the gods

 

Time for another exciting episode in the continuing drama of “And Now It Can Be Told! – No It Can’t! – Yes It Can!”:  One man was so unrelenting in his conservation of thought, that whenever he DID bring one out, it would often be suffering from freezer-burn.

J.

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