Front and Back Sides

If you’re shot in the front
you bleed in the back.

 

It was a dark and dreary night
on the lonely moors, a rap on the door,
“Who is there?’ 
“’Tis I, stupidity, your last, best friend.” 
(Whew – then I felt much better.)

 

A man over in the next City
said that it was a certain comfort
to finally realize that fate
was non-denominational.

 

From Dr. Jose Cose’s Prescription Pad:

“There are two types of depression,
REAL depression, and
LACK-OF-DEPRESSION.
(Call me in the morning.)

 

“Hey Paw” asked on little cute type,
“If ‘one thing leads to another’
how come we don’t ever
get anywhere?”

J.

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